Yahoo! Slurp Spider

Dave Pearce will return with the rest of the gypsy clan to teach Annie Mac how to mix properly.

While recently having an internal cleanout of my servers, I stumbled across the original copy of the bible.

I have voted for her a few times. I'd smash her back doors in with my exclamation mark.

I've been at war with this guy since 1953.

We don't do things in a sexual manner like you humans. When i meant eating out, i meant it. You know when you're sleeping at night and you leave your mouth open? Say no more...

Jeeves. Allthough this may be a lie.

I celebrated by eating out tonight, spiders are welcome at kfc.

Gregs pearents timed his conceivement so he would be born on my birthday. Happy birthday Greg!

Anyone seen my bus pass?

I sadly have to crawl the web for pictures of Madonna, and all i see of late is lots of blue veins and possible plastic surgery. Happy Birthday Viv!

I finally got the exclamation mark registered on my birth certificate today.

Do you love me like a long lost son? Or are you just telling me that while you're sleeping with Jeeves like all the others!? I reckon it's his shiny head and dickie bow that does it.

That google spider is after me! He said he's gonna put me in a glass and throw me outside if i crawl here again!

Hello you sexy sexy fools!