ali2098

About bleeding time too!

Bird Flu all the way!

Ohh, must see then. I will be watching.

Todays review from me. Enjoy the read! <b>'Oh My god! Is that....'</b> The team congratulate Coxy on being up the Duff! Well Done Coxy, back of the net! Innuendo Bingo's in early today, with clips from the cricket and not to surprisingly, celebrity chefs! 'The Ball's back in his hands!' Apparently... 'I haven't know who's coming in my box!' <i>Jonathon Agnew?</i> And as Nigela's clip comes on Chappers comments she has nice boobs! Goood mornin'! Imagine getting an eyeful of them whilst frying your sausages. Scott was out with Matt Damon last night watching Bourne Ultimatum with one of his mates. <b>Thumbs Up From Me</b> <i>-Scott Mills, Radio 1</i> Just as Scott and his mate where leaving, two girls come up and ask for a photo. Naturally Scott thought it was him, but a camera phone was shoved into his hand whilst they gathered round Scott's mate. Scott still bemused, is told that his friend looks Like Anthony Hutton off of Big Brother. The Geordie One, that had to fend of Craig with the hands. Not the best person to be mistaken for, but it could be worse like Laura. She was in certain Disco Club with Scott and went to the toilet, only to be told she looked like Sonya off of Eastenders! Lots of people on the text looking like Darius! Of all people! Whilst on the world tour, Chappers and Dave where mistaken for 911. Ahh 911, those where the days! Naked Paintball Man's on again, this time Chappers rang the number he left to give him a message.... This is Naked paintball man by the way, who him, and 15 of his friends wanted to paintball in flipflops [oh and don't forgot the mask], but the insurance wouldn't cover it. <i>Whilst the 'This Morning' lot did their game of paint ball, Chappers explained that they could do it, they could just ring him back'</i> Keep watching Unofficial Mills to find out more! <b>The Loaded Laughters and Ralph</b> The shows only be nominated for another loaded lafta award! After losing out to Moyles last year, Scott's really in for 'Giving the Orange Man a Chance!' The loaded laughters aren't like any other awards, you get your award, and sit around the rest of the time drinking. If Scott doesn't win, he'll do a Kanye like and The MTV's... Vote here: http://www.loaded.co.uk/laftasnominations Scott's found the Posh bloke, and his names Ralph! Ralph gave a quick demo of his speech, and boy-o-boy was he posh. <i>'And Looking after you at the rear is gemma....'</i> Ralph's off of Easy Jet and Emlyn heard him on holiday don't you know. Scott plays the Posh Noise for him, but he doesn't understand the most part. Scott thinks he's such a liaaaar! <b>And In Other News..</b> Zane's feeling the toll of age, although it's Radio 1's birthday, and not his! The established 1967 track was drinking in LA by the Twang!

2 and a half YEARS for the goblet of fire.

I had a Zen, Vision M i think, dont get them. Seem good, but no.

I'm a 'fat wee git' and prefer this way then XXXXXXXS, even though the health risks somewhat balance each other, but at least I'm happy. Not Jolly, fat people aren't necessarily jolly.

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I baffled by all this. This case has so much exposure as apposed to any others. I have nothing more to say. I don't know what to think.

He did say he wouldn't mind Glasgow so Riz is jumping at the chance!

Good Mornin' Unofficial Mills! Me reviewing Today, ohh you lucky people! Scott's of to Hell's kitchen Tonight again, this time with Jo, but this time, Scott wants to be on T.V. Idea's have been flooding in on the text all day, but Scott's decided he's going to dive in on Jo and Cop off with her. Gooood Mornin'! Today's Innuendo Bingo Involves a stripper school on BBC Radio London. Easy boys! 'To be a a good stripper it takes alot of balls'. Mmm.. Not the answer you where looking for was it? Perhaps some of BBC breakfasts' coxes. 'When you bite into it you get an explosion of juice and a burst of Flavor..' Scott and myself don't find it funny, but Laura does. The one that doesn't speak just got back of holiday in France, and travelled with certain greek orange airline, and a member of the stewards, the one that makes the safety announcements sounded dead posh! Like the posh noise. Apparently its out on, but that's all you want before going on holiday, someone mocking you! <B>McFLY</B> McFLY are on their way in, and not one to miss an opportunity, Scot t dares Laura to do some things in the Interview. She had to hold Danny's hand, Kiss Him and give him a lovebite, all for a Curly Wury and £6.25. At those rate's all the boys will be queuing up! McFLY are in with the new single 'The Heart Never lies'. As Scott's talking to the main members of McFLY about the last time they meet on Star Pupil and the Lottery, Laura's Molesting Danny! Sex ahoy on Radio 1 today! Scott explains that Danny's on Laura's list of people she can cop of with. The Hear Never Lies is available to download from the 22nd October McFLY fans! Scott thinks It sounds like a classic splitting up song, Is this the end of Mcfly?! Tom confirms, McFly are spitting up! Noooo! Only joking Mcfly fans. Scott brings up the falling out with Harry Potter, after he said he doesn't like McFly, and Dougie said 'What does he know?! He's only 11!' Dan's mum got on for the act, and due to legal reasons this is where i stop. Danny's got a star studded phone book with The Daltrey's phone number! Laura gets paid her earnings? winnings? From all the Danny action. During the news and sport Chapper's is handed actual Tom Crusie's phone number by Harry. I feel a game of 'Who The Hell Are you!?' coming on. Scott gives it ago and doesn't get it. No one can truly believe it was Tom... The mystery remains to this day listener! <B> And In Other News..</B> There's more mixed reaction the the Record of the week by the Mitchel Brothers, personally i like it! The Hey there Delilah Parody Man's been on the email, thanking Scott and all the listeners for the press! You can download all the weeks podcast at radio 1, <B>online!</B> Later up will be the video of Laura and Danny, home video's and all that. A Britney fan called Chris Crocker's been on a video saying 'How Dare any one laugh at Britney! SHE'S A HUMAN!' For anyone that missed it <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eunofficialmills%2Eco%2Euk%2Fcommunities%2Fshowthread%2Ephp%3Fp%3D211731">here's the link</a>. Not over the top at all. *McFLY are not splitting up due to my knowledge.

Im on Maths, Science, English, Media, It, French and Catering.

Alrightt treacle? Sorry my review didn't go up last week, i was part way through when i was some what side tracked and in no state to finish, so a big big big thanks to Riz for finishing it off for me. Here we go, be nice please. Yesterday after Chapper's third all mighty "We're not worthy" Mercury Music prediction; he only went and got it wrong! But the Klaxons where very deserved winners and well done to them. <b>Hell's Kitchen</b> Scott's been in the Hell's Kitchen last night, and failed to chuck poor hot fat all over Brian Dowling. Scott and his mate walked in, but towering over them was a big picture of Marco Pierre White holding a certain meat based utensil. Scott and his mate ordered, Scott decided to go with the Mushrooms and the red team for Anneka Rice. He sits down and has some horrible Cocktail thing, but later i guy comes over saying that theres a problem with the mushrooms and he must reorder. This time his gone with the scallops, but the same thing happens again! He goes with Asparagus this time, but then the mushrooms turn up. Nightmare! Anyway... Scott passes on pudding but his mate goes for Strawberry's and cream. Scott has a bite of one and says that's them tinned ones! Trolleyed Penny Smith who was there to agreed. But apparently they where poached in Champers. <b>Useless Surveys</b> You know in waiting rooms and hair dressers you get those really old magazines? Well Scott was in the dentist today, (anyone care to guess why?) and was reading a girl mag which said if a woman thinks her partner is having an affair, 90% of the time she'd be right. Scott think women have a 6th sense of Susing things. Laura's agreeing because James has a new lady friend that he's fancied for agees! Laura can see right trough her though, Women are bitches. <b>BB Brian</b> Brian off of Big Brother's reading this weeks Flirt Divert Text's. <i>"Heya Babe, got your number form your myspace page, i think you're really fit! I'm at my mates house you see."</i> Scott would never put his mobile number on his myspace page so why would this person! Laura soon points out its not her actual number. Another text said someone just got out the shower, and Scott said that's asking for a fruity response! But apparently Scott's text that to Chappers before, i wonder what reply he was after... The Birth of The Essex noise came from part of Brian's interview with Chris this Morning. Something about Davina? Coming from the West i had no idea what was said. A school teacher from Essex translated it into some sense to us all not from Essex. Someone else has been locked in the gents. This list grows and grows.... Tonight it was the Trophy Twins producer, who's been there for sometime. Scott's loving Eastenders at the moment, especially with Phill falling in Janet's birthday Cake! Dot on msn did it for me. <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKEFkhLfy9s"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKEFkhLfy9s" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object> That's the only copy i can find, but its hilarious! Zane's on Innuendo Bingo last night talking to Jamie T:If you could give it to any artist apart from yourself, who would it be. Apparently Chappers did get his Mercury prediction actually correct. Chappers: 'I think it'll be Jam...-Kalxons this year' In Love It magazine this week, a ginger thinks they are to ginger to find love. Scotts read something that says gingers are going to be extinct in 100 years. They'll become and endangered species like in a zooo. Laura and James are carriers of the ginger gene, and together will stop this Disaster!

i was thinking this too I love Amy.. .She really needs to sort herself out..

Yay! I've written my first very boring one... Maybe it'll pick up? lol It'll be nice to hear everyones time

Nice But i think it's a good idea to help put people off.

Yes it is! Does anyone else think *****'s Signature should say R.I.P on it?

That was sooo bloomin' sweet! Nice one Scott!

I have very vague memories about watching that...

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Celebrity Big Brother 2008 has been canceled, due to the previous race row. It is expected to return in 2009. Gutttted, i love Celebrity Big Brother, it's the best!

Don't say that Jono! Weathers been good here for a while now. I love the next 6 months if i'm honest. Best time of Year. But this Summers certainly helped to sway the vote a bit more.

We should warn Scott, tell him to use the rooms

I doubt they'd do that.

I think my sister got something like an A, 2 B's, 7 C's and an E. Row Outbreaks over the high standards In State schools.