All the real football is played in The Championship. I support this year's championship over-achievers - Colchester United. Another mighty win today, takes us into playoffland! I know it won't last, leave me alone to enjoy it while I can.
Can't stand mannerless shoppers either, I hope you got a few direct hits glitterbox. My day was awful. I have flu, had to go Christmas shopping this morning, food shopping this afternoon, and now I'm trying to pluck up the courage to tell my musical director that I am really not likely to be able to perform in the concert I'm supposed to be singing in tomorrow evening........I sound like a cross between a foghorn and a squeaky shed door.
Best thing to wear for a Christmas party is a red dress. For men, if it is a posh do, there is nothing so gorgeous as a man in a dinner jacket, so go to Moss Bros and hire a tux.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. If you have kids, the last thing you should do is put the decs up early. If you do, there won't be any chocolates or candy canes left on the tree by Christmas Eve..........