Phil DeForce

probably true, but I'm getting sick of my laptop screen by 5pm every day so I log off so don't see the evening/weekend stuff. in my post above I'm just comparing shoutbox during the working day, mostly quiet until the schoolkids get home...

very odd, why not just PM each other for all the mushy stuff...?!? shoutbox only ever any good before the youngsters ambush it at 3-30 every day...

so, does everyone still diss the Hoff? I thought the single was a laff & the clips for Hoffmania were dead funny....

Do you have a Bluetooth equipped phone? Do you Bluejack? What hilariously funny Bluetooth name have you given yourself? As I like to keep my gender a secret, my two phones are "DatingDirect" and "Service Update" (if your phone is just called Nokia N80 or whatever other phone model then don't waste a post - we don't care...!)

When I worked at BBC Broadcasting House, used to see loads of famous people either making radio programmes or being interviewed. Margaret Thatcher once turned up to be interviewed and was bundled in under heavy security by a side entrance....

Ooooh, how harsh was that - hope he's smart enough to understand the jibe...!!

Stop moaning about the logistics! Either go and enjoy it or eBay the tickets (Bah humbug!)

if you don't wanna be bothered by trick or treaters then just go out. my mother-in-law's birthday is on 31st Oct (NB any suggestion she's a witch may or may not be contested!?!) so we go out for a meal (perfect excuse...)

in our town, everyone who can't be arsed to pay just walks down to the area. you don't get to see the low down fireworks but all the spectacular high up stuff makes up for it!

87% of all statistics are made up on the spot.....

how cruel am I? bought four bags of funsize mars bars etc for T or T then at short notice went out for dinner and so didn't give any away, hahaha

girls can have whatever fun they like as long as no-one gets emotionally or physically hurt...

Who's Kelly...?!??!

I do like Robbie as well in his own right (got most of his CDs) & agree he is a true showman. I just think TT work better now as a four-piece without him.....

Mourinho is one hell of a manager, especially liked his attempted slide on his knees across the grass in celebration just like a small boy at a wedding as per peter kay's end of tour vid....

Take That are ok by me, much better without RW (oohh, controversial...!)

Just a thought, no mention of sexuality in this story. Does that mean gay men also ogle women? I can forgive a stamp-llicker for ogling women but not a woolly woofter.... btw - am not homophobic, just don't need the competition - a gay man often has more chance with a woman as they like the challenge of turning them straight....

Deffo Chopper on the basis that us suvverners already can't understand his northern twang....

well done to both 'Pool & Chelsea for great results in Champs League, hopefully the other British clubs will emulate tonight....

that just about sums it up but need to add "who you've never heard of!"

whoops, typing in a hurry, mis-spelt obviously.....

Signature much better....

Grammar obvoiusly - t'was a joke...!!!

Good point on 'i's - I can't stand bad Grandma ....

And i hate that i still love you girl, and i only wish you well, but i'll never be man enough for you and your a psycho bitch from hell Needs to be you're BRs A pedantic old f***er!