Category: Show Diary
Scott and the team call people with genuinely unfortunate names from the American phone book, enjoying the awkward moment when callers have to confirm their own surnames down the phone — plus proper mean Random Acts of Kindness. [...]
Scott and the team launch a bizarre new feature called "Text the Dead" with visiting spirit medium Chris, fielding questions for listeners' deceased relatives — including a granddad famous for blaming his farts on the dog, and a Scottish grandmother's cluty dumpling recipe gone wrong. [...]
Scott Mills is filling in for Grimmy on Breakfast with a bumper Flirt Divert feature, complete with hilariously garbled voicemail messages — and Laura's speculative baby names cause chaos with the unofficial fan site. [...]
A caller named Simon has been receiving increasingly unhinged voicemails from his ex-girlfriend "Emma" and her father after a brief one-date relationship, culminating in a genuinely disturbing message that sounds like she's cutting up his jumper with scissors. [...]
Chappers reveals he's obtained the mobile phone number of a genuine A-list Hollywood celebrity and calls them live on air — leading to one of the show's most audacious "A-List: Who the Hell Are You?" games yet. [...]
Scott clears down the Flirt Divert line with the weekend's best attempts to chat up potential dates, then addresses tabloid rumours about him appearing on Dancing on Ice. [...]
A best-of collection of the show's most successful wind-ups of Scott's mum, spanning several weeks of elaborate phone hoaxes — from fake arrests to broken car parts to a Celebrity X-Factor appearance. [...]
Scott directs listeners to the Unofficial Mills fan site's version of Banzai, a poll asking what will happen next on the show — with options ranging from Scott moving to Radio 2 to Chapman getting struck by lightning. [...]
David Hasselhoff rings in to help Scott plan his own funeral, complete with donated teeth, electrical preservation ideas, and a custom Elton John tribute. [...]
Scott and the team work through a fresh batch of Flirt Divert messages, featuring an angry woman whose clothes have gone missing and a confusing domestic dispute involving a dog and a mysterious caller named Monica. [...]