The best story on this episode came from an anonymous listener who rang an old holiday fling to warn him he'd "given her something", only to discover her new boyfriend was the real culprit. Sara Cox and Clare Hamilton howled at the twist, with Sara joking the innocent ex could now "start a group chat" with all the other women he unwittingly worried.
That tale followed an equally graphic email from a mum who found a crusty white sock stuffed in a gift bag under her teenage son's bed, convinced she'd uncovered something embarrassing. She sniffed it, assuming the worst, only to later learn her son had used it to clean himself up after running out of toilet roll. Sara and Clare admitted they're serial sniffers too, with Sara confessing she'd recently taken "a big lung full" of a stale water bottle and immediately regretted it.
Diane got a mention for her back-to-school meltdown, describing how her son's shoe sole flapped off the night before term started, triggering what she called her "perimenopausal rage" before a superglue repair job saved the day.
Clare used the episode to plug her Facebook group, jokingly calling it "Claire's campaign" for more listeners, and reminded fans she's finally stopped working Saturday shifts at her restaurant job, declaring "I'm never going back there, babe."
The pair signed off ahead of their next main episode on Monday, thanking listeners for their emails and asking for five-star reviews.
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