Icky Thump! Look at this!
So remember Scott and Chappers were talking about wang awareness yesterday? Most notably Jack White’s wanger. Well check this photographic evidence out. This is the White Stripes were ‘performing’ to some Chelsea Pensioners. I don’t think you’ll need a magnifying glass for this one.
Late night badger action…
You know what Mills is like. He discovers a new favourite show just as soon as it’s finishing. This time he’s discovered the amazin’ late night coverage of Springwatch on BBC Two. It’s not just any old programme or live coverage, it’s barn owls and badgers and other animals live on your TV screens. Much more entertaining than Big Brother during the night. I saw it last night, there were fights between owls and rabbits! It’s the last one tonight. Tune in.
Don’t Look Back In Anger
Now we’ve heard some very bizarre seduction techniques recently. James was on, talking about an incident from six months ago. He met a nice girl on a night out, and she asked him to go back to hers. After they got kissing on the sofa, she jumped up, and started playing the piano. Not just any old song, some tracks from Oasis. And badly! He got her back on the sofa, and they continued to have a good old snog. But it wasn’t long before she was up again and playing the piano! The problem was James found her quite fit but was disturbed by this piano playing. What do you do? Stay with the fit girl and put up with her playing the piano when she gets the horn, or dump her just for that? Laura and Scott then gave their version of events with some very dodgy sounds, and slurping. The sort of kissing sounds you’d get on Big Brother when they turn the microphones up. No neeeeeed!
Also today…
Also on the show today, Scott was on a quest to find some White Stripes Wednesday cards. But no card shop seemed to have any. One listener suggested getting some pop-up cards made. If you’re wondering what might be the pop up see the picture above.
And a new song from Akon. It’s his new apology song. If you recall he’s been in a bit of trouble recently for throwing someone off his stage, and ‘dry humping’ a 14 year old. His latest song that is doing the wrongs on the internet is entitled ‘Sorry, Blame It On Me’ and features the crapest rhyming I’ve heard since Wolfgang’s poetry service on Scott’s show. I imagine the people he’s upset will fight back with a reply song sometime soon. Frankee and Eamon style.
Keep your mix tapes coming in…
Scott’s still after your love related memoirs. He’d especially love it if you have dated a celebrity and have anything from them. He says he’ll do his best to save you from being sued. Send them in to the Radio 1 postal address.
And finally… Sunset Tan
It’s coming to E! in the UK very soon. On the show that Scott has previewed, a guy from America’s finest show ‘Saturday Night Live’ was on and visiting the salon with his girlfriend. They were booked to see Holly and Molly. But it wasn’t him who has having the fake tan, to their disappointment, it was his girlfriend. Whilst she was getting ready, they had a cringey conversation with the comedian. He wasn’t interested at all in their flirting, and really didn’t appreciate the fact they were trying to get his shirt off. Chappers has now started to consider visiting the salon, after seeing a picture of the two with little on…
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