The best story of this episode wasn't a listener dilemma but William's own London Fashion Week adventure. He told Jordan he bumped into a couple he'd befriended on holiday in Greece, only to discover the woman was Helen, co-owner of Barbour, gifting him a coat from the "who's who of fashion" crowd. Jordan's reaction summed it up: "That's mad, isn't it?"
Elsewhere, the pair traded very personal updates: Jordan revealed he's road-tested affogato for the first time ("it's bloody delicious"), while producer Ben's new haircut caused an awkward reveal — he'd copied it from one of the tour dancers, Danny, who apparently still doesn't know.
The dilemmas section leaned into classic Sexted territory. One listener's laser eye surgery went wrong mid-oral sex, leaving her needing to explain the "foreign material" to an optician; William's advice was blunt: "just be honest." Another, about hot-desking chaos at a new job, saw Jordan and William agree the whole concept is "rubbish" and should be scrapped in favour of proper desks and offices.
The show also plugged a genuine format change: a new Wednesday Patreon-exclusive series, Help I Sexted My Boss Out of Office, launches this week, featuring what William teased as "two to three" mystery guests linked to the tour dancers.
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