Sara Cox plays the wettest Innuendo Bingo yet
Billy introduced the programme with memories of attending Goldsmiths with Princess Beatrice. Students had been told to treat her normally and did not have to use a royal title, although Billy remembered the contrast between her Primark dress and a handbag worth about £3,000. Scott and Chris were particularly fascinated by how somebody without a conventional surname completed forms or joined Facebook.
Sara Cox arrived for an Innuendo Bingo appointment she had arranged months earlier. Clips about tasting pie, Kate’s cupcakes, putting up bean poles and taking a jacket off produced repeated sprays, while Sara sometimes abandoned the pretence of losing control and fired water at Chris in revenge. Her mascara ran, her clothes clung to her and she compared the journey home to riding a log flume.
The pair spat water 17 times, a total Beccy later guessed exactly in Oh, What’s Occurring?. Sara had worried that pieces of chicken from lunch might join the spray, while a mouthful of Coke left some of the damage in her hair. Despite declaring it the wettest edition yet, Scott was already proposing a future version in which guests played in their vests and pants.
Scott described visiting his regular Turkish barber and noticing a new employee studying his shave from uncomfortably close range. The prospect of becoming the trainee’s first customer reminded Chris that he had once given Scott a wet shave after a night out. A listener promptly allowed his own friend to shave off his sideburns while talking to the show, proving the discussion’s alarming influence.
Beccy’s post included another unwanted Jedward mailing and a suggestion that the first celebrity nudie pen should go to All Time Low’s Jack Barakat for his birthday. The team also became absorbed by a webcam showing tourists recreating the Beatles’ Abbey Road cover. Work continued on their song for emotional sporting montages, with “We’re not angry, we’re just disappointed” emerging as one of the stronger proposed lyrics.
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