Scott’s Karma… Shocking
As part of the My Name is Earl-get-scott-back-for-all-his-wrong-doings feature, he’s, kindly, gave us a sneaky peak of the next ‘get your own back’ on Scott. It involves pain (whoo!), electricity and LOTS of girly screams from Scott. take a peek, its proper Hollywood btw.
All things slushy
Remember Scott’s been banging on about sending your love letters and mix tapes in from loved ones? Well, Nadines on the phone, and shes sent Scott a tape of her boyfriend singing her a song.
Whilst on holiday, she caught him, well, yknow, having a little fun with himself in the shower. She was outraged at the thought of her boyfriend
fullfilling his needs without her in the next room. So outraged, in fact, that she broke up with him.
(The song was lovely btw)
Being the self respecting, upstanding woman that she is, she of course went back to him for one last bit of fun with him, helping him out this time…
Any of you got any slushy love letters or mistapes from an ex? To the usual address please.
Dear Diedre…
Ever seen those letters in the Sun that people write in to ‘Diedre’ asking her for tips on relationships and sex? Now its here, in video form. Yes boys, that means sounds, movement, and naked ladies moving whilst making sounds. And stuff. Scott plays out clips to the nation of it, just so he can analyse the god awful acting in it, obviously. I just feel for the thousands of teenages up and down the country stuck in a car with their parents whilst Scott played that. My heart goes out.
Flirt Divert
Its back. Tomorrow. With a shiny new number, and more importantly, a shiny new jingle. Scott’s been playing out some classics from flirt divert in yesteryear, ranging from John Sultage to Dougie, the man who lost his shoe. Scott sent him new shoes btw, just because he felt sorry for him, bless him. He cant wait to have those loveable weirdos back in his life, i bet you cant too.
Come back tomorrow, for the Wonder Years, Floorfillers, the new flirt divert number (and jingle!) and (hopefully) some more bagging!*
*Bagging – the act of sexualness on another whilst one has a (paper) bag over their head. Much like Scary Movie 2…
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