Good weekend? Aye? Excellent.
Scott’s mystery pet
Scott’s back again, after what sounded like quite a lazy weekend. He had a bit of a long lie on sunday, but when he did eventually get up, there was a lovely big tank in his lounge, one which he’d never seen before. And in it, there was a goldfish *aww* with a big reptile/lizard thing. With not a clue what it was, i think most of us would be scared of it too. It was a swimming lizard, so technically not a lizard at all. Scott’s flatmate is apparently looking after it for his sister. One thing it has, is legs, so hes scared incase it escapes through he night, and quite rightly so. A few suggestions of what it may actually be then… a crocodile says Chappers (i think you’d be able to recognise a crocodile quite quickly, preferable before any body parts are in its mouth) and a frog, proposed by a caller. Again, i think you’d be able to recognise a frog! Although, it would be cool if it was, Scott could then do the blowing up trick. One of the more high brow listeners though, gives Scott a call and tells him its an Axe-ell-ottel (i dont even think thats the right spelling, i tried googling, but nothing came up, perhaps she was having Scott on…) Anyway, she said it CAN bite, so he’d better watch out. The only thing on Lauras mind is the poor goldfish having to live in the same tank as it though.
Glastonbury wedding hopefuls
Scott isnt convinced that Steven Gerrard’s or Gary Neville’s weddings this year will be wedding of the year. What he does know though, is the couple that will get ‘married’ at Glasto this year will certainly be up there amongst the top. Each day, scott will put a new couple up on ‘ Rate my Glastonbury Wedding’, where the listeners can vote on whether or not they think theyre marriage material. Today, its Steve and Lauren… but weirdly, are not even boyfriend and girlfriend. Lauren is actually Steves girlfriend’s best friend. Weird? I know. Just aswell its nowt legally binding…
Dumped over chlorine
At the weekend, one callers girlfriend dumped him… because he smelled of his job. He works as a swimming pool attendant, so its chlorine aplenty. Chlorine smells clean though, could be worse really. I think someone was looking for an excuse to get out of a relationship there… Next caller though absolutely loves the smell of chlorine though, it does it for her. She’d be up for getting hooked up with this guy she sounded fit too. See, not all bad for the poor bloke.
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