Scott attempts a long-dormant game of “Who The Hell Are You?” by calling a mystery celebrity, but the feature spectacularly falls apart—followed by Rob’s hilariously awkward pharmacy mishap where he asks for “tampons” from a handwritten shopping list.
The show opens with Scott reviving “Who The Hell Are You?”, a feature where the team calls an unsuspecting famous person and tries to guess their identity through conversation. This time it goes badly wrong—the call is inaudible and chaotic, the celebrity hangs up, and Scott has to apologize to listeners for the failed segment. After some confused discussion about which girl group member it might have been, Scott moves on to a story from Rob, who was sent to the chemist by his girlfriend with a shopping list.
Rob’s account becomes the episode’s highlight. He was asked to fetch “10 puns” from the pharmacy, but he couldn’t work out what they were. When he asked a confused shop assistant where to find “10 puns,” she misheard him repeatedly, and he realized too late he’d been mispronouncing “tampons” throughout the entire shop. Mortified, he left empty-handed. Scott then decides to ring local chemists himself to research the mystery item, calling ahead and getting equally baffled responses from staff who confirm they do sell the product but claim it’s “top secret” and can’t be discussed over the phone.
The show also features a caller named Natalie describing a disastrous date where her companion revealed he carries around a mole he’d had surgically removed, stored in a small plastic evidence bag like a specimen. This prompts discussion about people keeping removed body parts, with mentions of someone keeping a lanced boil. The segment ends with a caller named Tom or Kevin mentioning his own toenail fell off and he kept it.
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