Scott loses his voice
Scott has been away with his brother’s sister, or so we’re led to believe. Anyway, he’s lost his voice, and has been in Prague.
Trevor Nelson managed to fluff up his version of Play Your Cards Right Correctly. He failed to explain the rules, and couldn’t work out what was higher or lower.
This week’s record of the week – My Egyptian Lover by Space Cowboy. Scott reassures you it will grow on us, Chappers isn’t convinced.
Santa calls
Santa was on today to make a call to Jodie. But he’s been sounding very tired and emotional recently, if a little ‘Strange’. He tried to convince Jodie to behave, and stop making fart noises at the table whilst eating. Santa didn’t quite know what she wanted, but was struggling to understand exactly what she wanted on the telephone. Jodie’s mum says that since the call she’s been much better behaved, and is now eating her dinner at the table without so much hassle.
Scott has a friend at university who has a flat mate who sent a load of Christmas cards to himself using different colour pens to make himself seem more popular. It reminded Scott of his flatmate who made a calendar with photographs of himself this time last year.
Scott’s not looking forward to the Christmas Party on Friday. He thinks he’ll end up as the fairy once more.
Birthday TV
And now for their new favourite channel. Birthday TV. It’s on at 7am in the morning for an hour on Sky Channel 427 and it’s a channel full of videos of birthday messages. You sit through a load of videos and wait for a friend to wish you a birthday message. By the way, he reassures us a friend found this for him, he didn’t just stumble across it…
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