Good afternoon! It’s another day of Scott Mills reviews from Unofficial Mills. If you want to help us out with a review over the next week, just send me an e-mail or post it on the forum, informing me in advance that you’re doing it…
This is Chappers’ normal pose… we didn’t get Jembie on the forum to capture every facial expression he made… of course not…
Last night Chappers was on Channel Five. He was quite amazing with his Scouse accent attempts. He was looking rather dashing, although showing off a little too much of the chest hair. But still, he left enough entertainment in there for those who weren’t interested in football.
Today’s show was all about the star from Desperate Housewives, and John Tucker Must Die – Jesse Metcalfe. Chappers claims he’s a huge fan. Jesse isn’t concerned he’ll always be known as John the Gardener, and there’s a bit of seduction going on in the new series. Jesse suggests the way to a woman’s heart is through money. Jesse says that not everyone on Desperate Housewives hates each other, but says he just stays out of it.
Last night Jesse went to the premiere of the movie, and Michelle won the chance to meet him on the show. Michelle had drunk a lot of wine, but didn’t embarrass herself too much. She quite fancied Jesse’s minder. Scott explained to Jesse what Flirt Divert was, but he couldn’t understand why you want to divert ‘Randy Mandy’.
**** It’s only bley friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiday!!!!!!! ****
Speaking of John Tucker Must Die, he says it’s a bit of an original teen comedy, and has a lot of laughs. It’s all about making John Tucker undateable, being a bit of a love rat. Jesse says he’s been a bit of a love rat in the past, but hasn’t really lied or deceived like John Tucker.
Jesse: “I’ve had three on the go before”
Scott: “Wicked!”
Chappers: “Wicked?!”
A photograph that Scott wasn’t letting Laura or Chappers in on!
Laura got the chance to ask some of her questions. Oh dear. One of her questions was whether Jesse would like to look slightly ugly just for one day. He said he can’t say he wakes up wanting to look ugly. He says that he has a plucking regime, just the monobrow. Jesse wants to mature himself a bit from the teenaged movies. Scott suggested Laura’s Diary for his next movie project. Hilary Duff would be up for Laura, so would Jesse be up for playing Jamie the love interest? If he gets to get off with Hilary Duff, he’s up for it.
They got Jesse Metcalfe to call up for a gardening job. He wanted to know if the caller would mind if he could have his shirt off, which he did have a problem with. He was married, but still asked the cheeky question of whether she has a bush that needs trimming.
The Wonder Years
Many thanks to the forum members for keeping track of this week’s Wonder Years. Here they are in all their glory…
1993: Out Of Space by Prodigy
1994: Red Hot Chili Peppers – Give It Away
1995: Bucketheads – The Bomb! (These Sounds Fall Into My
Mind)
1996: Blackstreet – No Diggity
1997: Apollo 440 – Ain’t Talking ’bout Dub
1998: Stereophonics – Local Boy In The Photograph
1999: Basement Jaxx – Rendez-Vu
2000: Planet Perfecto – Bullet In The Gun 2000
2001: Raven Maize – The Real Life
2002: N.E.R.D – Rock Star (Jason Nevins Remix)
2003: Junior Senior – Move Your Feet
2004: Marilyn Manson – Personal Jesus
So what a week! Jesse Metcalfe, Laura as a nun, the girl from THAT sex song, and the discovery of Laura’s new talent. There’s more from Scott on Sunday’s Chart Show from 4pm. See you on the forum!
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