Gooood Afternoon! It's the last Monday of January, and that means it's the all new Scott Mills show. Chappers said it's all new for the Chinese New Year.
Chappers: "All new for the year of the cock".
Scott: "Year of the dog actually…"
Your Call
That means Laura's Diary and Your Call – I bet you've never heard them before. First of all at 5.15pm all this week it's season 3 of Laura's Diary, after the 5 o'clock watershed, and it's even more rauncher than Loose Women on ITV1. And secondly Your Call moves to its new time of 6.30pm.
Your Schedule for Listen Again:
4.40pm – Pucker Up for the FA Cup
5.15pm – Laura's Diary
6.10pm – Flirt Divert
6.30pm – Your Call
Chappers and Scott have arranged to see Fiddy Cent's movie tomorrow night, but almost forgot about the dinner with the boss on Thursday night. Chappers wanted to know why Scott was wearing a free Summer Friday t-shirt, Scott explained it was laundry day today.
Laura's the Picasso of the photography world…
Pucker Up for the FA Cup
It was the FA Cup again over the weekend, so it means today two unlucky Radio 1 team members had to 'pucker up for the FA Cup' this afternoon. Everyone was 'pooing themselves upstairs' about who would be 'coming in the bottom' with who and there was talk that one of the ones that doesn't speak fixed it last time so Dave lost. He couldn't speak to deny it. Last time it was Natasha and Comedy Dave off of the Chris Moyles show. This week, after much tension, it was Natasha (again!) and there was much speculation that Natasha was doing it purposely for some loving, and that she isn't fussy. This time she was going to be sharing a 3 second kiss with Edith Bowman. Nothing like a bit of girl on girl action at 4.45pm in the afternoon is there, there'll no doubt be a lot of requests for videos. Laura managed to fluff up the picture taking, but pictures should now be online at Radio 1 online. Looks like over the weekend Scott's turned in to a 'real lad' what with girl on girl action and all new Laura's Diary.
Laura's Diary
In the first season we found out about Laura's crush for a guy for Jamie, and Scott brought Jamie in for a morning but things weren't working out. In season 2 we found out that Laura's family were the poshest family around and she had a crush on her piano teacher. We've moved on to summer of 1997, and she's just finished her A-Levels. The lovely Mary was back once more (that's her sister) and it was Friday 29th August 1997. She's gone back to calling it a diary (not Alice) and was talking about the hotel that she was working at. Her brother Henry went to see U2, and her brother's band mate (Monster Sunshine) Ben supposedly has a crush on her. She had met him before, but couldn't remember what he looked like. So it looks like it's 1997, she's 18 and she's still not managed a boyfriend. Mary played a clip from the infamous Monster Sunshine band, but no one recognised the music.
Chappers: "With the risk of sounding like her dad, it's just a noise"
But there were some that loved the sounds of Monster Sunshine off of York, and want to hear more. Don't type it into Google though, you might get some X-Rated stuff Mary reassures us there's juicier diary extracts to come later this week. Don't forget to sign your name to our petition we ran at the beginning of the month to get the diary published – http://new.petitiononline.com/umills/petition.html
What gets on your nerves? Completely irrelavent picture…
Slurp and sucking
It's all part of the new Scott Mills show but still not as raunchy as it sounds. Scott wanted to hear from those that slurp and suck like a calf when they eat out and about. It really is as gross at it sounds. He'd been out the other night at a restuarant and had to sit next to one. So on the line was possible contenders for the worst sounding eaters ever. First up was Kieran nominated by his girlfriend who clearly had an issue and then Mellisa nominated by her boyfriend who sounded pretty normal.
Record of the Week
This week's Record of the Week is an urban Neo, with 'So Sick'. He's written for Mario and Mary J Blige. What do you think? Scott wants to hear your thoughts about this song all week, so why not drop him an e-mail or comment about it on the forum.
Flirt Divert
It's an all neeeew Flirt Divert number – 07770 756 408. And the shiny new number has had it's reputation broken already – the first caller was ringing about gay porn. The second was a message for Jim Nastiques, and third was a very charming guy attempting to sing a song but failing to remember the words or string a line together. The last message was a guy trying to explain that he's not posh at all – he was a party in Croydon the other night, and his nanny was from South London. Keep giving the new number out but be careful with it!
Today's delightful listener is Leanna and she's from Bognor. Do you think she deserves a minging rating, or a g'mornin rating? There's only one way to do it – log on to Radio 1 online and go to Rate My Listener. Not that difficult is it?
Here's the link – http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/scottmills
Think we need some more themed weeks, so Scott if you're reading, take that into consideration.
ALL NEW Your Call
After six o'clock you can get in early with your requests for Your Call – by sending them a text on 81199 or calling 08700 100 100. Your Call has now made the move to the awkward 6.30pm where to be quite frank the team slack a bit usually anyway.
Your Call
Tonight on the all new Your Call you heard the Kaiser Chiefs, Madonna, Eminem, Pink, Fall Out Boy and Kelis. Discussion tonight about Eminem and Pink's marriages, and Chappers didn't get round to sending either of them a heart-shaped Muffin tray.
Good show today and about time the show was shuffled about. Agree or disagree? Get on to our forum and tell us your views.
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