Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. A helter skelter ride of fun today.
Excited Scott , cheery your call, festive features and loads of national gossip.
Todays Features:
Scott in Nick Kershaw cheating controversy.
Christmas is canceled for naughty little girls.
Shayne Ward Dumpsville stake.
Eltons wedding menu.
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Cheshire Choir Company predict a riot.
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Near a tree by the river, there's a hole in the ground.
Monday Night was pop quiz night round at Steve Lemacq's with scotch eggs and pork pies.
Team captains Scott and Jo went head to head in a battle of minds. Jo's with her team and Scott with Peanut from Kizar chiefs, Ross from Future Heads, Matt from Morning Runner and according to Jo, a whole room full of people.
Scott was victorious but Jo suspected that cheating had occurred when he answered the lyrics to a Nick Kershaw tune a little too quickly. Jo, her usual competitive self would not even shake his hand after the quiz, and bantered on her show today. It was suggested (by Chappers) that Scott knew about the Nick questions. Scott decided to call Jo, leave a message, replaying his winning moment. Don't think Jo's mood was helped by the almighty whoops from Scott when he found out his team had won!
Celebration of Christ, nar, it's about the toys.
Today Bethany, our naughty girl who in need of an attitude adjustment was called by Santa (Chappers).
"I promise not to be so cheeky and be very good and nice to Mrs Green" was all she needed to say but she found the whole thing too hilarious. Santa mentioned that there is a time and place for swinging of chairs and performing (very good) Little Britain and Katherine Tate expressions and this was not in Mrs.Greens Class. Unable to say her teachers name with out creasing up, I have doubt that Santa achieved his mission on this occasion.
Shayne Ward dumpsville stake
I thought that we were slightly taking the mick of the X factor winner. Confirmed by a caller who suggested that his, not so hot bird will be dumped by Saturday. Scott has given a similar bet. We will wait and see.
Elton's Chocolate Log
The announcement of Elton's wedding menu left newsbeat in hysterical and Scott could not help but intervene. "Roast lamb and pink champagne", breaking into serious laughter she reads on, "and its chocolate log for afters." (Scott says "Think about it!")
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Marc from Milton Keynes:
This estate agent deserves a Gmornin! when compaired to Fridays Shaun from Chatham, who I hope not to meet in a dark alley on the way to my local disco.
Cheshire Cord Choir predicts a riot.
After last nights quiz, the Keizer's had given Scott a copy of local choir's version of 'I predict a riot'.
I was so glad to read and hear that the nation loved it, it was truly brilliant and I demand a release date.
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FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD- The Power Of Love, what a classic, James Blunt, Scott had to hide all the blunt instruments, I agree, spoon my heart out.
Loved the fact the Ian in Stourbridge (really posh) drinking mulled wine in a hot tub was followed by Eleanor standing in a back garden with a can of fosters!
Ian wanted to hear the tuba solo in the middle of Burt Renoylds. Stereotype Stourbridge boy.
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Still the question of what this caller had done to a back car seat. "Look it's me, feel so bad, must of made such a mess of your car seat, can I pay toward it" I think a Mc Donalds milkshake may be to blame?
Also, karate crazy: Guy called to apologies for going on during a date about his karate black belt. He admitted that his date seemed bored. His message was all about this, thus boring her (and us) some more. He then ended his convo offering to show her some moves. Crips, karate chop me in the wind pipe now please!
I deem today's show was brilliant.
Sorry such a long review, I got excited.
Made me laugh, dance and cheered me up no end.
Thank you Scott.
Love you.
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