The show begun with a girl off to Big Brother tonight and wanted some catchphrases for a banner for the show. Last night Scott did a relative evening in Southampton and saw some long lost relatives from New Zealand. He stayed in a house with mice, but did find out that you can capture mice by putting some peanut butter on the floor. Chappers said that he scared mice away in his University place by putting someone's passport down.
Bit of Big Brother discussion this afternoon – Scott and callers think Kinga's going tonight, although they're hoping it's Craig. Me too. Scott decided to use 'it's only bley friday' on it. She's clearly a fan of the show, asking what it meant.
Artist's impression of Scott in a Southampton kit
A Tale of Two Halves
On Monday Scott said how he wanted a pair of Southampton curtains, and today Chappers had a treat from Southampton FC – a pair of Southampton curtains and a duvet. Scott absolutely loved them. Today the show and Moyles' show had some tickets to an Arsenal games.
Your Call
Tonight's Your Call tracks included the Bodyrockers, Gorrilaz, DJ Sammy, Kaiser Chiefs and Len. One caller was on a tractor, there was talk about Laura's dressing up shinagans and the Ash track was back without a dodgy interuption. Tonight's Most Wanted was Inaya Day.
And after Newsbeat it was another poor timecheck. Looks like we need to bring back Celebrity Timechecks for Scott when he's drunk after Newsbeat. Scott's looking forward to seeing 'Lost' tonight on E4.
Tonight Matthew I'm going to be…
Don't mention the videos…
After Scott and Scott had an impostor, guess who has an impostor – Paris Hilton! She has an impostor who's been trying to get in to VIP parties and trying to be her double. So to celebrate Radio 1 going live in America what does Scott do? Impersonates the American celebrities and sends out Laura dressed like LA's very own Paris Hilton. She was dressed in pedal pushers, a pink top, with some bling, a pair of sun glasses and had a bag with a stuffed toy dog. People were claiming that Scott's impression of Paris was sounding much like Cartman and they both thought Laura looks like Ms Piggy or Vicky Pollard. She'd been practising her LA accent, although claimed it was rubbish but went off to make some friends with some people nearby in a street in London. One guy didn't recognised her but took a wild guess. Another girl from Arizona realised who she was (or supposed to be) and noticed because of the dog. Although she was looking very glamorous, she wasn't any Paris Hilton.
Chappers: "I actually prefer this voice, not like the fog horn voice she usually has…"
Laura went off to a posh expensive store and to prove how classy it was she found a handkerchief at £65. As Paris Hilton she asked for some free stuff or some accessories for her dog but she said she'd have to go through her PR and the Press Office. The lady did appear to believe it was Paris Hilton.
She then ran out with her megaphone shouting:
LA Laura: "Listen I'm Paris Hilton and that is not hot!"
Photographs of Laura are online here_on_Scott's_pages. The moral of that feature was that you can pull off being Paris Hilton, but you don't get any free stuff.
G'mornin!
Rate Them Happy
Today's Rate My Swimwear Person is June from Coventry, looking rather glamorous. She does a bit of promotional work and modelling. Her ideal man would be her boyfriend Paul, Brad Pitt or Pamela Anderson. Scott correctly guessed they were 34C! Since being on RMS earlier in the show she's had tonnes of website visitors, and e-mails. She also wants a link to her website on the Mills pages although I don't think so, they might replace ours! At the end of the show she was officially g'mornin'. 'June Coventry Promotional Model' into a search engine to see more of her…
That's it from me for this week. Quincy and David have reviews for Thursday and Friday coming soon. I'm back for the final Mills week before September on Monday!
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