Guten tag, it's Thursday and this is my last review of the week before David gives you Friday's review. Looks like he'll be working on the new 'three-day' weekend as Radio 1 puts it.
Tomorrow Scott's off to Majorca, and we revert back to 'business as usual' on Monday. Today Chappers had some 'nice ventillation' on his shorts. He said he only brought them last year. Scott said he'll be wearing his yellow shorts tomorrow.
Chappers: "Yeah, the ones that make you look like a 14 year old boy"
Mills in Majorca
Scott received a text from a 'big star' yesterday, one of the biggest in Majorca which prompted guesses on the texts. It was pretty obvious who it was, but of course there are some half-witted listeners out there. It wasn't 'Leapy Lee', a guy with a one-hit wonder in the 60s and is popular there these days. It's not Uncle Ron either. To help those listeners who were stuck Chappers once again gave us his impression of him. The message was off DJ Sammy, joining Scott and the team by the pool tomorrow.
Celebrity Time Check
At 7.10 we had Craig Philips – the winner of Big Brother 1 and off those DIY programmes with Linda Barker followed by Neil Morrissey at 8.10 adding a bit of humour to the feature (yes I'm shocked too).
Your Home is at Risk
For the last time we have 'Your Home is at Risk' with seven-year-old Emily. She's out clubbing tonight – at a school party – and she can wear her own clothes. She said that she would be grounded if she lost the posessions that she gambled. For a 'Busted Live' DVD, she gambled her brother. He's name was Tommy and he's three. Scott suggested he could work on the show.
Chappers: "May be better than some of the people on the show
But before that we had a verse of 'Year 3000' and as Chappers rightly said, it was the best kid singing so far. She correctly answered the question. She wants to be an artist in the future, so for some 'spray art' she gambled her sister's television. She wanted to gamble that because her sister wouldn't let her watch a movie which it's on. And as for the Star Prize, a bike – she has one at the moment but it was her sister's and it was a little bit crap. So what did she gamble? Daddy's laptop of course. He's part of the army, so it might have military secrets on it. But still, she gambled. All she had to do was answer the last ten winners of the Nobel Peace Prize. After much hesitation, she gave all ten answers with some extra information too.
There was the usual criticism on the texts about this being a fix. Scott thinks that the questions will have to be more taxing if it returns. But tomorrow it's a new game; 'win whatever's in the case' is back – the game from the afternoons.
Chappers: "I hope we have some latex gloves"
One lucky listener tomorrow could win some cigarettes, a DVD player or even some elderly lady underwear…
Rate Them Happy
Matt from High Wycombe was today's Rate My Swimwear person. Laura reckons he looks like Spencer from Big Brother (many moons ago) and Chappers reckons he was wearing a purple nappy. His ideal woman would be Jennifer Aniston. He's hoping to be voted 'average' at least, although the chances are there'll be a lot of jealous blokes on there. There were several girls claiming he was good looking, although Chappers claimed his text system must be broken because he couldn't see them. Log on to Radio_1_Online to rate him happy.
Lucy in Edinburgh, yesterday's RMS person didn't pick up the phone this morning, but she was g'morning. The first person to be rated so highly so far.
Flirt Divert International
Flirt Divert
Flirt Divert's gone international. If you're in Spain in the next coming weeks and you see a munter, don't give them your number, give them the Flirt Divert International number and the best messages will be played on Scott's show!
Ignore what they say; this is a Radio 1 feature – nothing like what the local radio DJs can do! We had the new Flirt Divert jingle today for the international version, obviously designed by Music4 because it was sounding similar to the Euro 2004 Portugal jingles – but that's not a bad thing! Although Scott and Chappers reckons it sounds Mexican. Chappers continued to impersonate the jingle singer, which was almost as delightful as his 'Love Machine'. 07770 758 749 is the number you need if you're in Spain this weekend, otherwise don't forget Flirt Divert UK – 0777 459 875 0. One message left on the international number was just a load of music and inaudible shouts. Hopefully it'll pick up for when we hear it tomorrow.
Ticket Giveaway
Scott had some tickets to give away to the 'Charlie and The Chocolate Factory' premiere. The listeners had to send in 'I am a Wonka' to 81199. Apparently 'thousands' texted in, and if the phone rang the listener had to answer with 'my name's and i'm a wonker' – to which Amy did. She's off to London then this weekend!
Star Phone
Chappers was pretty good today, he only asked once for the Star Phone to be rung. It was 8.50 so Scott gave them a call. Cheryl answered and was just about to have a shower, but couldn't speak to Scott as she had to meet up with the others (good mornin'). So we've had Mariah in the bath and Cheryl Tweedy about to go in the shower.
Random Acts of Kindness
Scott had another random act of kindness to do today, and it was time to get the Kleenex out. Scott spoke to Mike, and he wanted to cheer up his girlfriend Claire who's had a tough time. She was brought up in foster care, and brought up her brother Ryan. He developed cancer at the age of eight, and last month died. She was absolutely devastated. Mike wanted to show how much he loved her, and wanted to put a smile on her face. So Scott gave her a call as she prepared for work. He got her the weekend off work and he's bringing Mike and Claire to Majorca in the sunshine for the weekend. They both seemed chuffed.
Scott: "…And you get to meet DJ Sammy"
(Que cheers followed by laughs)
Tomorrow you can win what's in the case; Scott will catch up with Mike and Claire from Random Act of Kindness, and more Flirt Divert International. It's Only Bluuddddyyy Friiidddayyyy so David will have the round-up of the show.
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