Well hello there. Hopefully I've caught up on the first half an hour; I had a ticket to the doctors. Unfortunately they wouldn't play Radio 1 in there so I didn't hear the "brown noise" live but I caught it through a video tape. Modern technology eh! Sorry if I've missed anything, on with the show…
It's purely science!
One caller was a bit concerned about everyone going to the toilet at the same time at once. It could be quite messy for the drain system. Originally developed in World War 2 and recently used for crowd noise could cause possibly the world's largest synchronised poo. But for me it appeared to do nothing, although it did make my stomach feel quite queasy. Mind you I was listening on video tape – managed to get rid of my sister whilst it was playing though. After that one texter reckons it's "code red" at a residential home. No effect on most people, with most that claimed it had affected them didn't answer their phone. One caller even went to the trouble of putting nappies on. Messages on the Scott Mills pages of Radio 1 Online are coming in thick and fast (maybe the poos too). One amusing comment came from Dan Smith from Kent – "It's coming out both ends 'ere… not really unfortunately. My brother farted, but then he does that all the time". Did you experience something? Visit our message board to discuss it and send in your comments on the BBC pages. Personally I think it'd be a good idea to play it next week when the show move to breakfast.
Newsbeat George: “Ooh I’ve soiled myself!”
Flirt Divert
Scott had a clip of Charlotte Church speaking to Jo Whiley today. She thinks Flirt Divert is a great idea and she's going to use it. Again more Davina fans on the line. One was a huge fan and loves her work and another wants a chat about the show. Another was laughing at the idea of Chris giving out her number, and one that actually appears to be Roberto.
"You zexy thing…"
A good selection of songs tonight – Papa Roach certainly went down well with the message board members. One caller decided to hang up before he'd even said hello, and another was praising Charlotte Church in the live lounge.
Scott: Hello, who's that?
Caller: It's Richard…
Scott: Can I call you Dick?
Your Call
Pippa was part of today's "Your Call Daily Perv" thanks to Chappers. She's just got out the shower and is rubbing moisturiser over herself. Goood Mornin'! And finally today's Your Call 'Most Wanted' was Green Day, Wake Me Up When September Ends.
Evening Banter
Some interesting photographs of Chappers are due to hit the BBC Radio 1 online pages shortly – Chappers in a hair net. It was part of the one year anniversary of the Radio 1 Grand Prix in Portugal.
Big Brother's Saskia
Davina
Davina was on the line after six. Scott replayed the Flirt Divert message from someone who wanted to talk to a Davina and wanted tickets. She claims she hadn't given out the Flirt Divert number to her, and said she sounded "genuinely sweet". Davina said if she was to give a wrong number she'd give her agents number. She didn't hear the Brown Noise experiment, she was too busy doing something else (g'mornin'). She then spoke about Big Brother and what was going on between Saskia and Maxwell. One caller reckons the 'Brown Noise' should be played in to the Big Brother house. Then we'll really see if the Big Brother contestants are full of… faeces.
Live8
Don't forget to listen to Radio 1 tomorrow as they'll be giving away the last remaining Live8 tickets, and don't forget to register on the BBC Radio 1 pages for your chance to win. And check out the news pages of Unofficial Mills for the Radio 1 schedule for Saturday.
The whole 'brown noise' conversation got everyone talking today, still a reasonably good show!
So much talk of poo today, I think I'll go and have a nice relaxing time on the bog.
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