Tag: lockdown
Listeners revealed even Coldplay gigs could involve cups of urine flying through the crowd, while Scott and Chris debated whether nightclub photographers should survive reopening unchanged. [...]
The launch of Radio 1 Relax brought out Scott's most seductive chill voice, while Scotland and Wales received a bespoke pub poem ahead of reopening. [...]
Lynette decided Ryan Gosling was the ideal benchmark for Zofia, while Chris prepared for possible Watford promotion by checking the lockdown rules on celebratory pond-jumping. [...]
Zofia's misreading of “cologne” gave Granny Tinder a new pronunciation to remember, while Lynette judged Italian fashion designer Stefano and celebrated being fully vaccinated. [...]
Some listeners went too hard on their first trip back to the salon and immediately wanted their lifeless roots back, while children's television plots sounded increasingly deranged when described by adults. [...]
With English pubs about to reopen outdoors, Chris performed a heartfelt poem to the Great British pub while Scott and listeners remembered the long-lost chaos of Innuendo Bingo. [...]
Joel Corry and RAYE were forced to critique themselves while the adrenaline was still fresh, as Scott also wondered whether Bruno Mars had become a parody of Bruno Mars. [...]
Rachel's lost Rome holiday was recreated with horns, terrible Italian accents and imaginary landmarks, before Jack Whitehall's dad revisited the story of where Jack was conceived. [...]
The familiar “someone's knocking at the door” advert turned out to use a real Wings song, while Granny Tinder learned about foam parties and Radio 1 investigated the strange fashion for nude candles. [...]
The newly reopened Radio 1 toilets generated an actual news story after Chris's microphone stayed live during his ceremonial wee, while Lorna explained the strange experience of a Zoom speed-awareness course. [...]

