Tag: Innuendo Bingo
After being assured that the nominees would appear on screen, Scott repeatedly introduced them until an organiser admitted they had already been shown. [...]
Awards founder Ibrahim invited both presenters on stage, giving Scott the prestigious kebab evening that Chris had enjoyed alone the previous year. [...]
One visitor said nobody crossed the bridge twice because reaching the other side transformed them into a different person. [...]
Chris secretly recorded Scott saying “yes” and performing a small dance whenever a contactless payment worked. [...]
Purple Disco Machine was a genuine act, but Hot Spot Extravaganza and Deep Trophy Cabinet were random words edited from Pete Tong’s programmes. [...]
“Wrap Myself in Paper” finally played on the exact day its lyric declared Christmas was a week and a day away. [...]
An elf fed Chris festive gravy, custard and mulled wine as he lay on his back for the final solo Bingo of the year. [...]
Olly Murs was assigned a Love Balloon, Joe Sugg took charge of the internet and the Vamps moved into Terms and Conditions HQ. [...]
“You’ve been Tangoed”, Friends Reunited and Freddos costing 10p all earned enormous reactions as Scott took on eight listeners. [...]
Jason said the same shop-made Christmas tape played so relentlessly that he walked out of his seasonal job and never returned. [...]

