Thankfully no one actually calls me funkyseaweed in real life... just online. I have to explain it a lot though. To avoid having to write out the whole stupid story, I'll paste it below from my website. But the gist is, it's difficult to have an original name on the internet. I've started using my real name more, but it's good to have a user name which is almost never taken. "I have had the name funkyseaweed since I was 12. It all started at a summer camp, where we played the Shark game. It was basically a kind of tag game. If you were caught, you had to sing the Funky Seaweed song, and do the dance. Anyway, I was looking for something random to use to register a Hotmail account, and remembered the funky seaweed song. So there we have it. Slightly irrelevant now, 5 years later, but I still need an online name..."