Phil DeForce

he don't need to take two bottles into the shower.....

Lombardo, bald italian footballer....?

I knew a guy once who shaved his head apart from a few hairs at the front of his head which were left normal length. he looked just like a bomb with a fuse you light (like on Dangermouse). Pehaps Jono should have his hair cut like that...?!?!? Discuss.....

except for Children in Need and not to make Channel Four richer.....

oooh baby baby, b-b-b-babe-eee...

I have a crude thought as to why he's in pain but I won't share it...!

rockin & rollin here.....

Hoffmania - haha, I like that...!

each to their own...

hurry back - get yourself a decent machine (Sinclair ZX Spectrum 48K ought to do the trick...)

haha - hope Scott reads that out.....

reckon you'll have a good time - the team said this am that they might do duets with memberes of the public...

no it's not (well not much!) Anyway it's bust at the moment, only get text & voicemail messages....

Cos I like people to ring me....

worth knocking one out for

taking the **** out of your self versus sh*tting on yourself - hmm, easy choice that (the first one obviously)

yes, and don't forget to look at ath threads and contribute, particularly the one on Bluetooth names (NB please excuse the shameless plugging of my own thread....!!)

Soz, got mixed up (sign of age...!)

true, the carpark catchphrase clips were the best!

Qu. for funkSW, if you don't mind answering - what are you being treated for in Hossie?

when you're old like me you have to be succinct & to the point...

presumably some other forum member who is off boffing the boy next door...?!?!

I've noticed...!!

self-depracation is ok by me.....

granted, feelings as well, unless it's a ploy to show your sensitive side to get results, in which case go for it...!!