Mafro

My maths teacher at high school was an absolute babe, but was ruined by her awful, posh accent.

Watched the Man U game last night and have been in a foul mood since then.

Why the hell should the look of it matter when it's going to be in your pocket most of the time, unless you are one of the tossers who wears it on their belt for the whole world to see, with the headphone cable flapping all over the place. Doing that is the equivalent of boys wearing pink.

Don't get an ipod, they are just a fashion accessory for tossers, get a Creative Zen Touch or Micro.

Happy birthday, treacle!

Red Stripe, Malibu and Jagermeister, not all in the same glass though.

Is she a yummy mummy?

A wank that went wrong, perhaps.

I'd watch out for Germany, they have the home advantage.

Latino heat!!! I loved that entrance music. He was arguably the best technical wrestler the WWE had. R.I.P.

Realistically, Man U are the only team to challenge Chelsea, Liverpool have no chance and Arsenal are all over the place.

I'd have put in Bolton accents.

Newcastle started to go downhill after he left and so did Shearers goal tally.

I'm listening to Mills on my Freeview box, I thought it had messed up or something.