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| Episode | Description | Listen |
|---|---|---|
| 5 September 2007 - Is farting funny? | Wedding grooms recycling the same speech, people passing themselves off as dodgy celebs, and we pose the question 'is farting still funny'? | Download |
| 6 September 2007 - Hell's Kitchen | Scott's been on Hell's Kitchen - but he's upset that the strawberries in his dessert aren't fresh. Big Brother winner Brian reads out the Flirt Divert and we test out the 'Essex noise'. | Download |
| 7 September 2007 - Whistling issues | Scott feels inadequate 'cos he can't wolf whistle properly. Scott and Chappers challenge each other to a 'draw off' with predictably lame results. And we ask the nation, what musical instruments are sexy? | Download |
| 11 September 2007 - Roll out the freaks! | Find out which mingers have been leaving messages on the Flirt Divert answer phone over the weekend. Scott has been suffering from a new condition, he thinks its 'X factor guilt'. | Download |
| 12 September 2007 - McFly | Mcfly join Scott in the studio and Laura tries it on with Danny. Scott and Chopper play 'Who the hell are you?' Some more Innuendo bingo, this time from BBC Breakfast TV. | Download |
| 13 September 2007 - Britney's bonkers fan | Scott has found Britneys biggest and most bonkers fan. Keith Chegwin reads some text messages from the flirt Divert phone. Scott chats up actual Russians in Russian. | Download |
| 14 September 2007 - Speaking Russian | Scott discovers that when he speaks Russian amazing things happen to ladies. Another round of the bookshop game. Some more cookery innuendo bingo - is Jamie Oliver doing it on purpose? | Download |
| 18 September 2007 - Million Count Man | More messages from the Flirt Divert answerphone and Million Count man reaches 1 million! | Download |
| 19 September 2007 - Poshest Man | Meet the poshest man in the world, more Innuendo Bingo and being mistaken for a celebrity. | Download |
| 20 September 2007 - Freshers Week | Scott has a theory on freshers week - if you're in a relationship you might as well split up now. Davina McCall reads some texts from the Flirt divert phone and we have some really stupid inventions for animals. | Download |
| 21 September 2007 - Crushing Melons | Laura and R1 listeners attempt to use thigh power to crush melons PLUS the Dave Game goes international and goes a bit wrong - if you laugh, you're sick! | Download |
| 26 September 2007 - The phone book game | The all new phone book game - we call people who live in the best named places in the world! | Download |
| Ladies' bras song - 27 September 2007 | Dick and Dom read some texts from the flirt divert phone | Download |
| 28 September 2007 - Tapeworms | Scott and Kelly Osbourne talk tapeworms. Would anyone actually name their baby Spiderpig? Laura has a new favourite TV show and surprise! Its presented by Anthea Turner. | Download |
| September 2007 - Do instruments make you sexy? | Scott reckons some instruments make you sexy so he tests this theory out on Chappers. Plus more messages from the Flirt Divert answer phone. | Download |
| September 2007 - Bored boys do weird things | Weird things some boys get up to when they're bored. More flirt divert messages and Scott makes George from the news vomit. | Download |
| September 2007 - Fearnes charity record | More fools phone in on the Flirt Divert number, we rope in Louis Walsh to get Fearne Cotton to do a Christmas charity record, and Scott decides to power-walk his way home after work. | Download |
| September 2007 - Shabnam thinks she's famous | Scott has a purge of his unwanted mobile phone numbers, Miss South Carolina defends her ridiculous answer at the Teen America awards and Shabnam from Big Brother thinks she's famous. | Download |
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