Monday's Capital Breakfast opened with Jordan North in visible discomfort, blaming a dodgy corned beef hash for keeping him up all night. "It's done me a mischief," he told Chris Stark and Sian Welby, returning to the gag repeatedly through the show, even worrying aloud whether he'd be fit for that evening's Pride of Britain Awards.
Chris had happier news to share: he's finally moved out of his in-laws' house after three months, thanking Martin and Karen for having him. He paid tribute to his mother-in-law Karen's "words of wisdom", recalling her correct theories about seagulls getting drunk on flying ants and pepper stopping maggots in bins, plus a new one: "you can open anything if you breathe out at the same time."
Listen: Chris Stark's in-laws wisdom
The trio also owned up to an international mix-up. During Friday's "Radio or Radio No" game, Jordan and Chris wrongly guessed that Melbourne's Fox FM breakfast show Fifi, Fev and Nick was fake, and claimed 2Day FM was Melbourne's biggest station rather than Sydney's. The Australian pair's station noticed and posted about it on Facebook, prompting Jordan to issue a cheeky on-air "apology" and suggest a show swap: "Why don't we swap in?"
Listen: The Aussie radio mix-up
Elsewhere, cash call winner Jason from Sunderland's half a million pound win (to help care for his mum) was replayed, Ella from Scunthorpe narrowly missed out on the Bong Game, and the team previewed Friday's Feel Yourself Friday breast cancer awareness show, urging listeners to share their stories.
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