Danny Mylo brought in the expensive new aftershave his partner had told him to buy after a waiter wore something similar on holiday, and the verdict wasn't pretty. Rosie Madison called it "awful" and said it smelled like jungle mosquito spray, while producer Simon's gag reflex on sniffing it became the moment of the morning. Mylo admitted it was "a three-figure job" down the drain, with Rosie joking it should be renamed "Mozzi for men."
Listen: Mylo's disastrous new aftershave
A listener called Scott topped an earlier chat about strangers kissing other people's dogs with a genuinely eyebrow-raising voice note. After Mylo described someone "properly kissing" his dog Fancy Pants Sandwich in the street, Scott revealed the person who once asked to cuddle his own dog was Victoria Beckham, prompting Rosie to joke he'd been "third wheeling his own dog" with a Spice Girl.
Listen: Victoria Beckham and the dog-kissing incident
Elsewhere, Alan, playing the early breakfast brain quiz from a train quiet carriage, lost points for insisting amber counts as "go" on traffic lights, scoring six overall before Mylo branded him "Alan Partridge." Haulage drivers Jules and Cam won the Swap Exchange by trading designer gym gear from their delivery van for Kings of Leon's On Call. Bradley, getting a birthday tattoo the next day, was crowned Team Captain for 24 hours on the condition he gets an invisible crown inked on his arm and sends in proof by Friday.
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