Straight from the horses mouth…
Scott was out with his brother at the weekend in the ‘Hungry Horse’ – a pub/restaurant chain where all the portions are massive. The bloke near him ordered a 20oz steak, which was about £9.99. He wasn’t happy though, as he said it’s too small to be a 20oz steak and so the waiter had to explain it shrinks when it’s cooked. He then asked for tin foil to take it home to wrap. The girl on the bar then shouts out ‘What do you think this is? It’s the Hungry Horse not the Ivy!’ Apparently the Yorkshire Puddings are much bigger than you’d expect as well.
Record of the Week
This week’s Record of the Week is Calvin Harris and ‘Acceptable In The 80s’.
Scott and Emily Mills… the new Johnny and Zoe?
Chappers had an e-mail today and was informed that whilst in Leeds a listener had chatted up an Emily Mills, aged 19, and apparently “the daughter of the legendary Scott Mills”. Jamie called in to tell Scott more, and he revealed she’d told him he was actually in his late 40s. She wasn’t orange, but she did have nice teeth.
Scott: “My daughter was she chatting people up?”
Jamie: “Yes”
Chappers: “That runs in the family”
Jamie: “What chatting up men?”
When it came to asking he had… y’know… the phone went down, and from then on there was no answer. Could these two be the new Keith and Lily or Zoe and Johnny. Scott decided the only way to prove to the nation Emily Mills wasn’t his daughter was to call her with the number Jamie left. After Scott posed as her dad, she soon realised it wasn’t her actual father, and after much questioning she admitted they’re not related in any way. Watch out people of Britain for Emily Mills.
A wh*re house on the inside…
Scott’s seen the new Barbie advert on television. He thinks she’s going through a Britney Spears phase after splitting up with Ken. The latest toy is a party bus with extra beds and a hot tub for extra guests. Sounds all a little wrong doesn’t it? He also wonders what the jingle says. “A whole house on the inside” apparently, but it certainly doesn’t sound like it!
Great programming from the BBC…
Life on Mars seems to be back. Not that I knew it had gone anywhere. It’s about a guy who has been transported in time, and becomes a policeman realising he’s trapped in the 70s. Scott’s confused. Why doesn’t he put a lot of money on major sports events? Listeners then called in and informed Scott it has already happened in the program. Well excuse him for helping the script writers!
Your boobs look fantastic!
And Laura over the weekend has developed lesbian tendancies, quite liking one of the girl’s from Shipwrecked called Lianne. Hundreds of listeners were agreeing, with plenty of female callers talking about her. Chappers and the guys weren’t disagreeing and were quite liking all the discussion.
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