Gooood Mornin', it's the second week of the breakfast show and it's Monday. I've been doing some college stuff today, so sorry if this review is a little late!
Scott Mills Drama 187a
It’s another piece of textbook drama from Mr Mills. Last night he was rather stressed, but now he's okay and finding it funny. On Friday Scott went away with his dad, as planned by his father a few weeks ago. They decided to go away together for some quality time, and Scott turned up at the airport presuming he was going to France. He was then told he was going to Spain. When he arrived at the hotel, he had a few drinks and went to bed and for a few days things went well until Saturday someone jumped out singing "if you're happy and you know it on vacation clap your hands". Scott was at kids club at the front of the stage, for quite a while. And then on Sunday, it was rubbish weather but he went back to the airport at 11pm. He was then told his flight was 24 hours earlier, and all of the rest of the flights were fully booked. Chappers claimed the children’s club situation reminded him of Rodney in Only Fools and Horses. There was one space for a flight going to Coventry, and he was surrounded by Americans in sunglasses saying they were going to start a petition. He then left his dad at the airport, and made his way to Coventry Airport. Almost a shed. And he's spent lots of money on taxis and travel, whilst his dad is still stuck in Spain! Scott would like to make it clear that without Coventry Airport he wouldn't be on the air today.
Morning Delight
Scott missed the Grand Prix at the weekend, but the camera panned around the venue at the beginning and caught a glimpse of an "Oi! Dirty boy!" And next week Chappers wants to do a lasso dance behind Aniya Day on Top Of the Pops. He said he'd even wear some camp clothes, as long as it isn't too tight.
Celebrity Time Check
On today's Celebrity Time Check at 7.10 we had Kenny Thomas who had hits such as 'Outstanding' the early 1990s. And at 8.10 it was Orville. Less said about that the better…
Flirt Divert
The listeners have met a lot of freaks this weekend.
Chappers: There's one in here doing the dance"
Don't forget 077459 875 0 when you go out this week. We heard from some caller who claimed the guy had "tonnes of women flocking around him". One caller may have accidentally ran over the caller's cat. And there was a business man turned per called David was on the line, sounding very much like Dale Winton, talking about business before changing the tone of the message talking about a certain girl they'd met. Why would he have the Flirt Divert message?
Don't you just love the colours?
Rate Them Happy
Rate My Listener
Rate My Listener, which only returned a week ago, has been replaced by 'Rate My Swimwear' where one lovely listener will pose in swimwear. No speedos though boys! Seems that poor Alison got missed out from the show today, but today we had Hayley who apparently looked a bit like Rod Stewart. Scott apparently would… She was on the phone and asked her about her bra size. Scott said he'd guess, and said "32D".
Hayley: I don't know if you were being nice or not…" And then she put the phone down.
Did they offend her?
Chappers: And we hadn't even got to the Rod Stewart gags
But she was back on the line. She hopes to be voted 'not bad'. Anyway, a lot of girls had sent a lot of photographs in but there were no boys. So whilst Chappers was on the loo, Scott and Laura pleaded for boys without Speedos. Presumably they still want some form of swim wear on the listener though…
Your Home is at Risk
Carter is seven and he assures us he's not got an ASBO yet. His folks are upstairs, and he's downstairs.
He's a fan of Gorrilaz, and we got a rather small attempt at singing a Gorillaz track, and for an album he gambled his dad's fishing gear. He may just miss some nice maggots and a big rod. And for The Simpsons computer game, which he currently has rented, he gambled his mum's phone. It's a silver camera phone.
Scott: Has it got G3?
Carter: Erm, no….
Chappers: Shouldn't that be 3G?
And for today's star prize – a remote control hover craft – he gambled his house! Finally, someone is playing dangerously! All he had to do was name all the members of the shadow Conservative cabinet. Such an easy question! I'm not going to bore you with the actual answer, mainly because I don't actually know, but if there's certain search engines out there to help you. My mum's sitting next to me walking around the house telling me that this must be a fix. Clearly she voted Labour. Well done to Carter who managed to name them in alphabetical order. Big fan of BBC Parliament apparently.
The summer is on, so Scott and the team are off to Magaluf, Majorca – Chappers, Scott, Laura and the other ones who don't speak. So expect to hear Scott on Friday from Magaluf. The wine may be on too…
Chappers: I'll pack my speeds now
One texter claims that Laura could stay with a guy and his six mates. Scott advised them not to make those sort of others. And then some single ladies were up for
meeting Scott and the team on Friday morning.
Spain Jingle #1
"It's summer in the UK, but we're all going to Spain,
We hope that it's nice and hot, and we leave behind the rain,
Chappers has his hat on, he's coming out to play,
Our case is pack, we're all set, and we'll be there on Friday,
The Chris Moyles Show with Scott Mills ‘cos Chris is on Holiday… National Radio 1…"
Scott then had a caller from a guy called Paul who claimed his nan was one of the elderly citizens of 75 who ended up in the clubbing scene in Spain. Scott won't pay for the trip, but said they could come.
The Star Phone
Mariah dumped the phone last week, we presume, and tomorrow Scott may have a new celebrity to give the phone too. Could it be Vince Vaughn who is on Jo's show today?
This Week's Record of The Week
Well we don't know what it is yet. Scott just wants some text reaction before saying who it is. To be honest I have no idea who it is, but they seemed to have used a sample from that chipmunk song. Chappers think it's alright, although it's not the Lighthouse Family. Even I thought that! It's not Barbra Windsor or Fatima Whitbread… Find out who it was tomorrow where there's a second play. Lucky you!
Fancy a curry?
The Takeaway Game
The Takeaway Game was back once again. Not much to say about it, although the man from the first takeaway changed to a woman and back again. Still as amusing as ever. Don't forget to catch Listen Again to hear it again or request it on our message board.
On tomorrow's show…
More Rate My Swimwear (what a high-brow show), Your Home is At Risk, and the Radio 1 Star Phone is back.
I'll have another review tomorrow afternoon!
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