Is three dates too many?
Scott’s friend Nate had arranged three dates in one week and worried that he was overdoing the apps. Listeners largely disagreed: several considered three perfectly normal, while others replied that they would be fortunate to manage the same number in a year.
Kate then made Nate’s schedule look restrained. She had once completed five dates in five days, rating each encounter as the week progressed. One man impressed her with an outdoor pizza oven, but another spoiled his chances by using a dating app while still sitting with her. None of the five became a proper second date, although the pizza oven prompted listeners to investigate buying their own.
Back to basics
Scott had complained that some student candidates were outsourcing their songs to talented friends. Alex and four other students therefore offered a genuinely homemade campaign recording, performed by the people seeking election rather than professional singers.
Their promises were turned into a group vocal and a rap, which they had already performed live in the students’ union. The production was less polished than Kalani’s Drake video, but that was precisely why Scott approved: it sounded like students campaigning for students.
A banger and an announcement
Chris won Battle of the Bangers with Kasabian’s “Empire”, continuing the increasingly competitive daily score. Charlie Sloth returned for Real or No Real and promised an announcement about a supposed celebrity guest on his programme. Scott warned everybody not to expect too much, given Charlie’s record of embellishment.


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