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27 October 2008: Chappers returned to a sausage-measuring Hollyoaks challenge

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27 October 2008: Chappers returned to a sausage-measuring Hollyoaks challenge

 

Chappers was back

Mark Chapman returned after a week away, giving the programme an excuse to welcome him with the kind of material he had missed rather than any dignified handover.

Hollyoaks turned measurement into a game

Actors associated with Max and OB were given sausages and asked to demonstrate what six inches looked like. The feature depended on the obvious innuendo but was played with the fake seriousness of a practical measurement exercise.

Scott’s holiday story was repackaged like celebrity news

The programme revisited the trip with his parents and the German holiday acquaintance Michael, mocking the way a trivial resort friendship could be presented as though it were a tabloid exclusive. David Hasselhoff material from a cooking appearance, including a count of his claps, added another exercise in paying far too much attention to a celebrity’s smallest behaviour.

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