Y’alriiiiight?
Evenin’ Banter
A caller apologises for hitting scott over the head with an oar at butlins at the weekend. Well, it was more of a slap really. Chappers asks him if its the weirdest way someones ever tried to catch his attention, you would think it was, but hes been bitten in belfast and been the target of fireworks at stirling uni. Next time you see Scott, why not try go one better. I might try hitting him with wet teabags next time.
Flirt Divert
Flirt divert i back with an all new shiny number! (and jingle, which is like Avril Lavignes ‘Girlfriend’, but even more in your face). Helen’s poor mum is on the blower leaving a message, but tells her to “call mummy back”. I think helen will be more embarassed, with the whole world knowing she calls her mum, mummy. Another guy, whose girl clearly told him he looked like ashley from corrie, goes on to impersonate the wrong guy in his message. I think he got Fred Elliot and ashley mixed up… If i thought someone told me i looked like fred, id have taken offence, not called her for a second date!
Music Freaks… Not in a Good Way
After Scott appealing for peoples mistapes that previous exes have sent them, onne guy is on, but with a bit of a twist to his story. He put an ad in the local paper looking for a rock/pop singer to complete his band. The first guy who sent in a tape was not too bad a singer, with a classic rock voice, and who looked the part. The second guy, claiming to have a voice in the range of 4 octaves, seems to have completely lost the ability to keep in time, and sing, even slightly, in tune. But our third guy, my personal favourite, not because he doesnt sound the full shilling, but he claims that his “own theme tune” demonstrates his ability to play drums, guitar and sing, all at the same time. His pervert worthy voice is bound to give you the willies. But hes the type of person thats not embarssed at this moment in time, but probably thinks fame is round the corner now hes been played to millions… Listen back to hear these guys sing, i dare you.
Crossdresssing – Dierdre’s Case book
Check back to dierdres case book in the sun btw, for more diabolical acting and god awful scripts. Today its about a guy wearing his girlfriends underwear. Scott informs the nation of girls in relationship, that their boyfriends have either tried on their ‘panties’ at least once, or are wearing them now…. awkward. I wonder if this means our Dads have all tried on our Mums undies at some point? Wrong wrong wrong. For more high brow discussions like this, why not join us in Your Views during the show in the forum.
And remember scott asked you to send in letters and mixtapes from exes back in the day? Now hes going for something a bit different, he wants you to send in those break up emails and letters you recieved by bitter exes or the “its not you, its me” type of letters. To the usual address please.
Later in the week, more flirt divert, break up letters and love letters… and on friday, Its Only Bleeeeey Friday!
Im out.
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