Scott Mills in for Chris Moyles
7am Banter
Greg, filling in for Chappers this morning, has only been with the team for 10 minutes and is already firing out those innuendos…
Greg: “He beat off the likes of Tiger Woods”
Absolute FILTH from Greg there. In other news, Scott saw that it was a lovely morning and was quick to jump on the short-wearing bandwagon, and is now regretting it. Chappers hasn’t turned up to work and Scott apologises for letting everyone think the Arctic Monkeys were splitting up.
Semi Erotic Alarm
Scott was worried he’d sleep in for todays show as statistics show Tuesday is the most likely day he is to sleep in (for whatever reason… ). So he grabbed his phone and was trying to find an alarm tune that was loud enough to wake him up. Surprisingly, they were all a bit naff. So he went to the Radio 1 mobile website and downloaded a few sounds that he thought he’d be perfect to wake him up. He picked Ediths “Ahhhhhh! Im Coming!” one in the end. Good actual mornin’.
Scott: “at about 5.05, there was a slightly semi erotic moment with Edith in my deam”
Canadian Idol (?!)
Scott reminds Laura of her x factor application, turns out she hasn’t even filled it in yet. But its past the deadline now sadly. Apparently Laura had ‘other stuff to do’… not quite as impostant as x factor dear!
Speaking of truly awful reality tv shows, Brett from Southampton has sent in a clip from Canadian Idol (I know, I didn’t think it existed either). It was a clip of a girl, just about to get up and perform in front of the judges. Bearing in mind, this could be the moment that changes her life. But oh no, her mind isn’t on that. As she walks up, she farts, but its nothing lady like.
Laura: “I can see a lot of myself in her”
Funny you should say that Laura! Scott has dug out a clip from the other day from when they were recording stuff in the studio after the show. Laura wont let them start until she did her own belch from behind, in true Laura style… no holding back!
Celebrity Growler
Missing celebrity tarzan? No fear people! Scotts came up with a new feature to put in its place, and its called “Celebrity Growler”… innuendo galore from the stars (could you expect any less from Scott? Innuendos?! Never!) Scott gets several callers on the line to try and guess who our growler is this morning… after a few callers, Scott accidentally gives out the answer, whoops!
Make a German Laugh
Scott’s sick of the stereotype of the Germans and their lack of humour. Scott knows this isn’t true, but wants to prove that to the nation also! So, hes got hold of a few German peoples phones and decides to give them a call…
The first women is not at all impressed by Scott’s double entendre joke. The second woman claims to have no time for Scott’s sexually orientated, immature jokes BUT Scott cracked the third guy…
Scott: “What kind of bees make milk?”
Scott: “Boo-bees!”
German Fella: “Boabies?”
German Fella: “Ha ha, that’s quite funny”
Hurrah! Scott made a German laugh!
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