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The Scott Mills Retirement Home
This afternoon the Scott Mills retirement home was open for action. Chopper’s drugs were kicking in and Scott had been lounging about in his dressing gown for most of the night after having a bath with candles around it. In the spare room of Scott’s place he’s got his mother staying, but he can’t be bothered to change the sheets. The sheets which have been used by most of Scott’s mates recently, including a couple who might have been up to no good. Chappers reckons Scott should tell his mother that he’s had no time to change the sheets, and being the mother she is, she’ll change them for him. Oh, and in exciting lamp news, the touch lamp is now broken. It’s flashing on and off all the time. Who needs Digital TV for those flashing lights on interactive when you could have one of these things?
Everybody’s talking about it…
The team are dead excited about the return of Celebrity Big Brother tonight. Even the one that doesn’t speak is into it this year. Chappers doesn’t seem to be, but Laura’s been frantically sending e-mails trying to find out more about the show. Scott would love for Jade and her mum to go into the house although he knows half of the rumours are untrue and doubts The Hoff or Whitney will be going in. There’s even rumours Zane might be going in. Personally I’m hoping it’ll be Laura and her family of Fox Mary and her dad that are going in.
Bah! Humbug!
Scott’s decided that far too many people have received crap presents this year at Christmas, and so he thinks people should get rid of them now. On air. One caller had a selection of memorial towels from Cornwall, which wasn’t really of any value to a charity shop either. He decided to give them the shredder treatment – making it now perfect for hamster bedding. Listener Colin was also on wanting to get rid of a kilogram of sliced peppers, which were even out of date. He did just that, thanks to the power of Radio 1.
Listener: “That’s brightened up my day!”
Wheel of Fortune!
Scott was shocked to find Richard off of Richard and Judy had stolen most of Chappers’ game from yesterday and used all the same ideas. Just with bigger amounts of money to win, and with some more serious people. Some of the money on this show went to some teenagers who plan to travel the UK rail network for some sort of project, but thankfully no money went to some girl who wanted a new expensive sofa. It may sound better than Chappers’ idea, but let’s be honest, it’s no Dragon’s Den…
The Great Retox of 2007
This afternoon Chappers had some Jack Daniels, Scott had some chardonnay and I’ve got a choc ice. I’m starting to think this retox is effecting the kharma in our lives. Yesterday Scott managed to break the ring pull of his black labelled beer can, and today the choc ice I was eating melted on my jeans and made a huge mess! Dr Mark Hamilton was on today off of Radio 1’s Surgery and reassured us this was all fine.” Everything in moderation does you some good”, he said, but he wouldn’t condone getting trashed.
And Scott and Chappers both had found some good weblinks to embarrass each other with. First of all a video from Kelly96 off of Unofficial Mills. She had a made a quirky video of Chappers dancing along to the Scissor Sisters. It takes a while to load, but can be found here. And secondly Chappers had found a very interesting picture of Scott from the Student Radio Awards. We don’t know who the student is, but let’s just say Scott was very pleased to see him! See the picture here_at_Radio_1_online. Scott claims it was his keys. I don’t know what’s more shocking, the picture or the fact he tried to claim he hadn’t lost his keys at this point.
Scott: “Someone said they’ll let me open their door anytime”
In more embarrassment for Chappers, it turns out the cheque Chappers gave the one that doesn’t speak yesterday couldn’t be cashed as the cheque book was from 2003!
Tomorrow’s review comes from a new reviewer. Please welcome her by reading her review. And Natalie will be back next week.
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