Alrite treacle?! I am back reviewing todays show because TES cant do it.
Hip Hop Karaoke
Hip hop Karaoke is back and its going to be more Hip Hop than ever, Scott and Laura were well up for it and they wanted the rest of the team to join them. George unfortunately couldn’t make it because her Mum was visiting her then Chappers decides to Jump on the Bandwagon aswell saying his Mum was coming too. Was is it a Radio 1 staff mother’s trip from Southern Manchester?
The New Summer Craze?
Scott mentioned how Richard and Judy were trying to fry bacon & eggs on tables the evening before and there is an attractive young lady in the Star trying to fry eggs on a table. Scott says he reckons they’ll replace the summer photos of girls pouring jugs of water over themselves (off of the Radio 1 website) with girls trying to fry eggs “on their wabs” and Chappers says he doesn’t think that’s possible. Scott suggested Laura should try and fry eggs on her wabs and there still isn’t any calls from Richard and Judy’s people about appearing on the show.
Scott in Casualty
Next Thursday Scott will be filming for his role in Casualty. His part involves nurses and a water fountain as a reporter and he reckons he will probably die of electrocution in the water fountain. Chappers asked if he can help and Scott said he tried to get him involved but the Casualty people heard his terrible acting as the guy who invented air con the day before and wouldn’t let him.
Cheryl and Ashley’s wedding in OK magazine
During the show the team were looking at Cheryl and Ashley’s wedding in OK Magazine.
Scott: “We are now planning Laura’s wedding entirely based on Ashley and Cheryl’s dream wedding. When I get married I want my wedding to be like that.”
Lloyd the Football Expert
Lloyd’s back for the final time this week thinking he knows what car he wants. He called up a local car company and wanted a sports car, which has fire coming out the back like Batman! The salesman wasn’t convinced by Lloyd’s queries and put the phone down on him.
From Casualty to… Mastermind
Scott’s second TV project is Celebrity Mastermind which made Scott and Chappers giggle. Scott didn’t realise there was a general knowledge round, he’ll be rubbish. Chappers says it is really hard, And Scott’s specialist subject would be The Australian TV series Prisoner Cell Block H. Chappers wants to sit behind Scott in the audience and flick his ears during the show.
Orson sing a special message
Scott got a email from James who works at a pub. James has been given a bad time by his boss, who has had it in for him for a long time and made him to do jobs which he wasn’t supposed to do – like cleaning the loo and he hadn’t been payed for ages either. Orson decided to ring up James’s boss Bernard to tell him that he’s quit.
To The Tune of Bright Idea:
“Here’s my bright idea,
I’m so out of here,
And I want my two weeks back paid you turd… Bernard”
Bernard was not impressed but was also surprised and asked James to pop in to discuss it more. He made his excuses and hung up.
Anyway that’s the round up of todays show, many thanks to Lucinda for helping me out with ideas for the review.
Have a good weekend.
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