Alrite Treacle?! Welcome to the Unofficial Mills Show Reviews for another new week. Scott's doing a 6-day week at the moment, but its Monday again and it's another Jono review. Scott believes he had found some new talent today. More about that later…
Scott loves McDonalds…
Other fast-food outlets are available
Le Weekend Dernier
So what have the team been up to this weekend? Last night in McDonalds a 50 year old woman asked Scott where McDonalds was. And on Saturday night Scott was doing a gig. Meanwhile Chappers had fun doing the Great North Run; he said he'd poured water all over his head before the television interview, so he wasn't looking his best. He was also offered lots of custard creams by 10 year old kids. Scott argued he hasn't been offered custard creams in a while, so send them in to the usual Radio 1 address…
On Saturday night Chappers did another Chappers and Dave gig, and had to evacuate in the middle because a rival club set off the fire alarm. They felt the gig was too popular for their liking. And meanwhile his hobby of sending presents to celebrities isn't going to plan. He sent various heart-shaped muffin trays out to married couples, but hasn't received a thank you letter yet. Scott thinks they might be busy with a bit of whoopee, so he suggests sending a present to Britney and her fella to congratulate them on their new addition to their family. So who better to choose this present than Radio 1's very own Laura?
Since her pregnancy Britney has been losing her head
Oh baby, baby…
So Chappers, the new Radio 1 do-gooder, wants to spend some cash on baby items for Britney's child… all for a thank you card of course. Laura was at the same street as she was at when she dressed up as Paris Hilton and she paid a visit a shop where it's all very expensive, much to the annoyance of Chappers. To give you a rough idea of the prices, Ellen DeGeneres spent almost £3,000 on some sort of pram in this shop. Laura was telling the shop assistant about her friend Britney Spears, but Scott wasn't happy enough about the £150 and £395 products they had to offer. The Mills Team don't go for cheap products! But when she got to a bag at £4,000 Chappers got cold feet, didn't want to pay, and she ran out. Chappers has decided he wants to take matters in to his own hands… he wants buy Britney a breast pump.
Rate My Listener
Uniform Week is over, so today's listener is Laura from Surrey. Last week's listener – Anna – the police woman was rated 'buff'.
You_can_see,_and_rate,_today's_listener_by_clicking_here_and_visiting_the_official_Mills_pages…
Record of the Week
After that very confusing, and raunchy, safe sex advert we had Scott's Record of the Week is the awful record by Pharrell featuring Gwen Stefani, entitled 'Can I Have It Like That'. I don't know what your opinion is (get on the message board and tell me) but it's one of the few picks that I haven't liked.
Presenting… Eric Mount
Scott has discovered some new talent. Scott was sent a CD, and after listening to him he thinks he'll be huge. Presenting to you the stand-in for the guy who sings the Flirt Divert International jingles… He's a Spanish guy who is a 'deep thinker'. He's very popular in Spain and everyone knows him, and plays in elderly homes, and Scott argued he could be the new James Blunt. His name is 'Eric Mount' and his song is 'Backdoor Love'. The track goes down very well in the elderly homes, but he currently only has two English tracks out. Remember, you heard him first (and last) on The Scott Mills Show first…
Flirt Divert
Flirt Divert UK – 0777 459 875 0
Firstly today blatant misuse of the Flirt Divert number, someone trying to play a 'takeaway game' with a taxi firm and ends up with an angry caller. Chappers quite rightly said that he hasn't got very good customer interaction skills. Also this afternoon there was someone who wanted to be a lifeguard ended up on the answer phone. Perhaps not the best examples of what Flirt Divert is all about.
After six o'clock, there was a girl trying to sound 'sexy' but ended up sounding rather disturbing, and sounded like she'd let one off in the middle of the message, and a rather confusing message from a guy who wanted to apologise about shouting "geronimo". Were they bungee-jumping together? Or was it lottery related?
If you'd like to hear Five tonight, please tune to local radio…
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Your Call
Tonight you could hear anything on Your Call but 'We Will Rock You' by Five. Hmmm, don't we love re-releases, especially by Five. Tonight Scott wanted just the finest tunes tonight, bit ironic that they were all in the Top 40, but still. Tracks tonight included The White Stripes, The Bodyrockers, Mylo, KT Tunstall, and Bedouin Soundclash. One caller was at a train station when the 5 o'clock bus passed, another guy was called Neil Fox (not Dr), someone called 'Kelvin' who claimed he wasn't called Lee and a girl about to go to Bingo. Tonight's Most Wanted was 'Dare' from the Gorrilaz.
Date Laura
"There's plenty of room in the regional centres" for those who wants to speed-date lovely Laura. There will be heats around the country Pop Idol style, so get in touch with the show for your opportunity.
Meanwhile on the message board…
Pretty good show tonight, don't forget to get on to our message board where you can discuss ideal presents for Britney Spears, the strange people on the webcam, ask the team, and Quincy's running the Unofficial Mills awards…
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