Highlights from the show
Scott starts the show by warning people about accidentally texting the wrong number instead of 81199 people has been getting "undesirable" texts. Sounds like a sex line to me, so I have been trying all the variations but I haven’t got any kinky messages yet. I am disappointed! Scott also says that he is excited to tell us a story. Wow…
Scott is happy today because tomorrow is only bloooody frrrrrriiiiiiddddaaayyyyy and also its big brother eviction time so that means martin the banner man will be out with a banner. Scott asks for peoples suggestions as he is bored with the eh dirty boy banners of the last two weeks. Eventually it is decided to have the gazebo banner from the man smoking way too much weed from the flirt divert earlier in the week.
Now its time for Scott’s eagerly anticipated story.
Also on the show
It appears that James has a mental ex-girlfriend. She went on friends reunited and into his account and told everyone that he was dead! James says that his ex, Nicola, is clearly having a funny period after the break up and has gone a bit strange. Scott and Chappers love it! She wrote: "I have some bad news, James has passed away over the weekend" A close friend of James rung him to see if he was still alive. Lots of people text Scott to say that she stole the idea from the hit comedy series friends. Chappers then proceeds to call the ex and he is hilarious as he is pretending to be a vicar.
"Hello I'm calling about arranging a memorial service for James" he says "right" says Nicola as she begins to sound a bit scared. "I’ve been reading friends reunited" says Chappers, "it was good of you!"
"Oh my god!"
"Please refrain from blasphemy!"
One of the highlights is when she asks if he rang James and Chappers says "I know phones are good but I think there is poor reception in the afterlife!" eventually they reveal its Chappers and she reluctantly apologises.
Next up is Laura on her mission to get an ASBO. She is sent to a very posh hotel in London to try and get booted out. She goes in and plays some songs on the violin. She plays 'Love Machine' and '7 Nation Army'. Chappers and Scott sing along with it. She is removed after 54 seconds after being told off by the security guard. Chappers had a funny moment when he said: "They'll love love machine!"
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