Tag: Scott Mills
Scott is baffled by his cleaner's behaviour and enlists the team's help to decode what her body language might mean — a conversation that quickly spirals into increasingly absurd analysis of where her legs were pointing. [...]
Scott launches his own religious cult after watching a Channel 4 documentary, and the Pointless Survey of the day asks the nation what Britney Spears smells like—with hilariously specific results. [...]
The Sugababes drop by to chat about accidentally splitting up during an interview in Japan, while Scott launches the ridiculous "Big Booby Cookie" challenge with a volunteer named Fran—and keeps getting distracted by Kate Lawler making noise in the next studio. [...]
Scott investigates whether it's physically possible to crush a tin can with the power of breasts alone, while also solving the mystery of a mysterious pair of black knickers found in the BBC Radio 1 corridor. [...]
Scott attempts to play Britney Spears' debut album *Baby One More Time* in full without interruption, inspired by Zane Lowe's Masterpieces feature — but management shut him down after barely one and a half tracks. [...]
Scott sends a florist an elaborate prison escape message to put on a flower card, and amazingly they write every word without question. Plus, Flirt Divert catches some brilliantly awkward chat-up lines, and the team discover a woman even more Welsh than last week's standout. [...]
Scott revives the Foam Book game with a completely new format — instead of calling Americans with amusing names, the team now rings people living in places with hilariously unfortunate town names, including Ball Knob, Big Beaver Boulevard, and Dildo, Tennessee. [...]
Scott's attempts to speak Russian seem to be having an unexpectedly powerful effect on female listeners, while he vehemently denies rumours that he's about to appear on Strictly Come Dancing. [...]
Scott and the team wade through a selection of bizarre voicemail messages left on the Flirt Divert line, before exploring the emerging phenomenon of "X-Factor guilt" — the uncomfortable feeling of laughing at tone-deaf auditionees on the talent show. [...]
Scott and the team revisit the question of which musical instruments make people more attractive, then send Laura onto the streets to ask members of the public to guess the age of the artists behind Scott and Chris's drawings — with hilariously misjudged results. [...]