Tag: Scott Mills
Scott and the team play an extraordinary 911 call from a woman in California who calls emergency services multiple times because Burger King keeps getting her Western burger order wrong — and the bewildered dispatcher's increasingly exasperated responses are comedy gold. [...]
Scott's string of bad luck continues when he discovers his neighbours have placed a mirror in their garden to spy on him — and he responds by flashing them. Meanwhile, Casualty reveals she's somehow secured tickets to see Dolly Parton, sparking a debate about who really knew about the concert. [...]
Catherine Tate joins the show to discuss a sketch involving Tony Blair, and the team help facilitate charity pledges for Comic Relief, including a particularly memorable appeal to reunite a caller named Steve with his ex-girlfriend Rachel. [...]
Scott plays the Dave Game, phoning random businesses to see if someone called Dave works there, and then runs a chaotic rescue mission where he impersonates a panicked German grandmother to help a listener escape a bad date. [...]
Scott returns to the florist card challenge — testing how outrageous a message a flower shop will agree to print — this time enlisting a New York florist to see if American shops have different standards than their UK counterparts. [...]
Scott speaks to Carla, who works at a London hotel, about some rather compromising Polaroid photos left behind by French guests—and attempts a phone call to the hotel to return them, complete with a hilariously failed French accent. [...]
Scott impersonates pop star Mika to wind up a snooty London estate agent, then reunites a listener with the man she kissed on a hen weekend—only to discover he's already someone else's boyfriend. [...]
Scott makes an embarrassing on-air blunder when he accidentally compares Sky Sports News presenter Georgie Thompson to comedian Harry Hill, then watches in real-time as she reads the sports bulletin unaware of his gaffe — before Wolfgang's Poetry Direct delivers a brutal breakup poem to a betrayed listener. [...]
Scott kicks off the show with the Chinese Takeaway Game, challenging listeners to guess dish number 10 from Ned's Noodles in London for a free delivery dinner — a feature that stretches across much of the episode with multiple rounds and eventual success. [...]
Scott and the team attempt to create their own viral text message to rival the "eight angels" and "thump hard" chain messages that went around Christmas, and Chappers takes a gaydar test to see how well he can spot whether callers are gay or straight. [...]