Scott conducts a scientific (if chaotic) experiment to discover how many chocolate liqueurs it takes to push someone over the drink-drive limit, with willing volunteer Laura as test subject. [...]
Scott launches his own religious cult after watching a Channel 4 documentary, and the Pointless Survey of the day asks the nation what Britney Spears smells like—with hilariously specific results. [...]
Mika uncovers some unexpectedly risqué items hidden in Jo Whiley's wardrobe, Scott repeatedly denies planting photos of himself in Jo's bedroom, and the American Dial-a-Carol service gets increasingly irritable after being overwhelmed by Radio 1 listeners. [...]
Scott discovers what he believes is the ultimate phrase to silence a busy public place after hearing a woman shout it at London Gateway Services, and tests it with listeners and celebrity guest Lorraine Kelly — while also checking on Fran's progress with the F-Cup Cookie experiment. [...]
The Sugababes drop by to chat about accidentally splitting up during an interview in Japan, while Scott launches the ridiculous "Big Booby Cookie" challenge with a volunteer named Fran—and keeps getting distracted by Kate Lawler making noise in the next studio. [...]
Scott resurrects the Dutch florist game with a twist—getting Amsterdam florists to rap current pop songs on floral greeting cards—while callers ring in with disastrous Celine Dion stories and Scott mysteriously becomes irresistible to Eastern European women. [...]
The Florist Game travels to Amsterdam to test whether Dutch florists will write absolutely anything on a card—including rap lyrics—while Scott campaigns hard to get a miserable indie song to number one at Christmas. [...]
Scott's worried his cleaner might have romantic feelings for him after she's been confiding in him about her personal troubles, while his jogging partner on Hampstead Heath encounters a mysterious noise that sounds suspiciously like a "gay Tarzan." [...]
Scott and the team play back a selection of the week's most bizarre and awkward voicemail messages left on the Flirt Divert answerphone, including someone confessing they thought the caller was "disgusting looking" and a message that bears a suspicious resemblance to Mike Skinner from The Streets. [...]
Konnie Huq joins Scott to discuss Greg James's relentless early-morning phone calls, a Blue Peter appeal for Barnardo's, and the revelation that a former Blue Peter presenter has become a drag queen named Stella. [...]