Ryan16

i have been on the alan titsmarsh show in the audiense.

its as bad as the x factor and basshunter

Once upon a time there was a hermit crab called Jonty. He was from Norfolk he had one pincer which he used to hold flash wipes, his other pincer had been bitten off by an alligator whose mother thought crabs were invincible against alligators but this wasn't the case. Jonty decided to get revenge By getting his padlock out and attaching it to the cheese grater which did the YMCA. Jonty's favourite was usually the foxtrot but on this occasion, he decided to dance the Pasodoble with his friend Margery. However this Pasodoble was different because instead of a cape he used an old bin bag with enthusiasm and gay abandon. Margery, in the style of Ginger Rogers, whilst wearing Elton John's wig took Jonty by the pincer, and they danced until mid July when the hot hot curry began to wreak revenge on Margery. She instantly regretted the jalfrezi due to the anal stinging. jonty felt responsible for margery's

july when the hot hot

i though that this was surpposed to be a secret?

i might be on it i am also looking forward to radio 1's big weekend. always a highlight.

i managed to get a a4 binder before they all went it is so sad they are closing. i will have to go to partners now for my stationery. R.I.P.

took jonty by the pincer

i think it must be what kizmok said

happy birthday greg i think your doing a great job

how would you think to define human intelligense? is it problem solveing like in i.q. tests or is it painting nice pictures like piccaso. what do you think? would you consider yourselves intelligent? what is it?

the DFS one it was annoying after 2 seconds

crabs were invinceible against allergators

he had one pincer which...

it was going to be 100 years old next year

where does all the toilette paper come from?

i kissed a girl by katy parry

that kid rock track that was like sweet home allerbarma.

lets get our creatine juices flowering because its raining and im bored. the rules are that you can only reply with 5 words to perpetuate the story. i will begin - once upon a time there...

i got hit on the noggin with a plank of wood last night by a mate and now I have a massive bulge on my and im all headachey.

oh man George has got to win he is brilliant

i knew it would come back sonner on later but they have to revamp it i think and make it accessible to the youytube generation.

i wouldnt want mine on mine but i no somebody who has got theirs on they'res and everyone else from my year has also added them

she looks like the drunk tramp we saw in the presinct earlier dishing abuse lol

man thats just too funny for words. how did they not see him?