Flirt Divert gave listeners a phone number to hand out when they did not want to give someone their real number. The resulting messages were left on the Flirt Divert answerphone and played on The Scott Mills Show on BBC Radio 1.
Listen to and download the surviving Flirt Divert archive from 2005 to 2008. All clips below are shown with their original broadcast date where preserved in the archive.
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2008
31 March 2008 – Flirt Divert
We find out what a “gosh” is in Flirt Divert.
10 March 2008 – Has Chappers been given Flirt Divert?
Has Chappers been given the Flirt Divert number?
25 February 2008 – Flirt Divert
Flirt Divert – featuring what could potentially be Craig Philips off of Big Brother and Paul O’Grady.
21 February 2008 – Perez Hilton
Scott has given Perez the Flirt Divert number. Has he called?
16 February 2008 – Flirt Divert
It’s Flirt Divert and one girl appears to have fallen down a massive hole…
15 February 2008 – Flirt Divert
Scott thinks one freak on Flirt Divert wants to be called Susan.
4 February 2008 – Flirt Divert
More classy freaks and weirdos on the Flirt Divert line. What great lines do they deliver today?
28 January 2008 – Flirt Divert
Today’s Flirt Divert features a murder mystery.
18 January 2008 – Flirt Divert
One caller is locked out of their home on Flirt Divert whilst another CAN’T STOP SHOUTING. Oh and there’s the obligatory psycho caller.
14 January 2008 – Flirt Divert
Did you lose a sock during a date at the weekend? Chances are your date is on Flirt Divert today!
11 January 2008 – Flirt Divert
More freaks that you’ve met over the New Year period on Flirt Divert. Good news if you fancy Brucie.
2007
17 December 2007 – Flirt Divert: Christmas 2007
The Christmas party season’s Flirt Divert messages.
10 December 2007 – Flirt Divert
Flirt Divert returns for the festive season.
13 November 2007 – Flirt Divert
There’s humiliation going on at the moment on Flirt Divert. What’s that all about?
9 November 2007 – Flirt Divert
Ever tried to hit on your friend’s mother? Someone on Flirt Divert has…
29 October 2007 – Flirt Divert
Who is Neil Cunningham? It’s Flirt Divert.
22 October 2007 – Flirt Divert
There’s one unamused bald man on Flirt Divert this week.
8 October 2007 – Flirt Divert
It’s Flirt Divert what freaks have been in touch with the show this weekend?
1 October 2007 – Flirt Divert
Flirt Divert is on board the morning ship and there’s a lovely drunk woman who can’t remember who she is calling!
28 September 2007 – Flirt Divert
The latest from Flirt Divert.
21 September 2007 – Flirt Divert: the new number
The all-important new Flirt Divert number before the weekend.
19 September 2007 – Flirt Divert texts read by Davina McCall
Davina McCall reads out the Flirt Divert texts.
18 September 2007 – The paintballing message
One of the best Flirt Divert messages in a while.
12 September 2007 – Flirt Divert texts read by a celebrity
Wednesday’s Flirt Divert texts, read out by a celebrity.
10 September 2007 – Flirt Divert
The football debate, and the latest Flirt Divert messages.
7 September 2007 – Flirt Divert: Fearne brings Wollie back
The wallies you’ve been meeting, and Fearne Cotton’s catchphrase.
5 September 2007 – Flirt Divert texts
A celebrity reads out the Flirt Divert texts.
29 August 2007 – Flirt Divert Texts
Alan Carr presents the Flirt Divert texts.
28 August 2007 – Flirt Divert
Flirt Divert featuring the man who couldn’t use the phone.
17 August 2007 – Flirt Divert
This woman needs to spit it out…
15 August 2007 – Flirt Divert Texts
The Big Brother Narrator does today’s Flirt Divert texts.
13 August 2007 – Flirt Divert
Flirt Divert – featuring pig impressions ryan the lion and a girl after chips…
8 August 2007 – Flirt Divert Texts
Flirt Divert texts with Brad Pitt… or is it?
6 August 2007 – Flirt Divert
Flirt Divert is back on in the afternoon!
3 August 2007 – Flirt Divert
This morning’s Flirt Divert messages.
1 August 2007 – Flirt Divert Texts
Russell Brand reads the Flirt Divert texts in a number of stupid voices.
30 July 2007 – Flirt Divert: July 2007 recap
The latest messages, after Lauren’s engagement.
27 July 2007 – Flirt Divert
Flirt Divert featuring Scott Mills and a girl who is possibly off of Mysteeq.
25 July 2007 – Flirt Divert Texts
Peter Jones off of Dragon’s Den reads the Flirt Divert texts. It’s bare good…
23 July 2007 – Flirt Divert
Flirt Divert featuring DJ Dave The Brave.
18 July 2007 – Flirt Divert Texts
Jodie Marsh has a new television show on MTV and she reads out some of the Flirt Divert texts.
9 July 2007 – Flirt Divert
Flirt Divert featuring one of the few Jonty’s around.
2 July 2007 – Flirt Divert
Mummy is on the Flirt Divert line as is Fred Elliot and a guy with very heavy breathing!
29 June 2007 – Flirt Divert
A brand new jingle a brand new number. Flirt Divert is back for 2007. Hear the new jingle here!
2006
15 December 2006 – Flirt Divert
It’s Flirt Divert today featuring a guy who thinks he’s won some money in a packet of crisps.
13 December 2006 – Flirt Divert: office party season
Christmas office parties keep the Flirt Divert line busy.
12 December 2006 – Flirt Divert
Blatant misuse of the Flirt Divert number as a little girl calls ‘Santa’ with her Christmas list. But what is she asking for?
11 December 2006 – Flirt Divert
Scott’s Flirt Divert machine has broken.
20 November 2006 – Flirt Divert
Scott talks about ‘accidentally falling on things’ following today’s Flirt Divert.
14 November 2006 – Flirt Divert
A Trevor McDonald impersonator is on Flirt Divert.
10 November 2006 – Flirt Divert
Mr Buggery has been on and wants a birthday party for Little Timmy.
6 November 2006 – Flirt Divert
Answer your damn phone! It’s Flirt Divert.
3 November 2006 – Flirt Divert
Some people are cottoning on to the concept of Flirt Divert. Especially when they mention the network they’re on…
30 October 2006 – Flirt Divert
Flirt Divert today features a caller who changes lyrics to a song off of the 70s.
23 October 2006 – Flirt Divert
Kinky Bernard has a question for Babs.
13 October 2006 – Flirt Divert
Don’t give your mum the flirt divert number!
12 October 2006 – Flirt Divert
Is your surname Hovis ‘cos you’re a load of bread… Some smooth callers on Flirt Divert today.
9 October 2006 – Flirt Divert
A message has been left on a windscreen and the driver has made a call to the number.
2 October 2006 – Flirt Divert: goodbye m’lover
Goodbye m’lover, and a question about the other night.
27 September 2006 – Flirt Divert
One caller rings Flirt Divert while logging on to their computer.
25 September 2006 – Flirt Divert: Boys ‘R’ Us
Boys ‘R’ Us and more secret psychos.
18 September 2006 – Flirt Divert
More tired and emotional messages on Flirt Divert.
14 September 2006 – Flirt Divert
A bloke gets shirty about his lost jacket.
11 September 2006 – Flirt Divert
There’s secret psychos on Flirt Divert today.
18 August 2006 – Flirt Divert
There’s unhappy parents on Flirt Divert.
14 August 2006 – Flirt Divert
A girl that ran off with a guy’s wallet is the subject of Flirt Divert today.
7 August 2006 – Flirt Divert
Mother and daughter combos are mentioned in Flirt Divert today.
4 August 2006 – Flirt Divert
There’s a message for Stuart Little on Flirt Divert.
31 July 2006 – Flirt Divert
Want to get jiggy with Mr Biggy? It’s Flirt Divert.
24 July 2006 – Flirt Divert
Never talk about boobs in a voicemail. That’s where one of the callers today has gone wrong. It’s Flirt Divert.
6 July 2006 – Flirt Divert
More grandmothers on Flirt Divert.
4 July 2006 – Flirt Divert
Archie keeps calling the Flirt Divert line while trying to get hold of Sophie.
3 July 2006 – Flirt Divert
Destiny Child’s producer is on the Flirt Divert hotline today.
19 June 2006 – Flirt Divert
Scott plays more messages left on the Flirt Divert number.
16 June 2006 – Flirt Divert
Another selection of calls to the Flirt Divert number.
5 June 2006 – Flirt Divert
Flirt Divert featuring the ‘Ozzy Thunder’.
2 June 2006 – Flirt Divert
There’s thirty tonnes of silage waiting for one listener.
30 May 2006 – Flirt Divert
There’s growlers on Flirt Divert today.
23 May 2006 – Flirt Divert
The funny name game on Flirt Divert.
22 May 2006 – Flirt Divert
An attempt at ‘My Doorbell’ on Flirt Divert today.
8 May 2006 – Flirt Divert
Giving your work the flirt divert number.
2 May 2006 – Flirt Divert
The funny name game on Flirt Divert.
26 April 2006 – Flirt Divert
The weekend’s messages to the Flirt Divert number.
21 April 2006 – Flirt Divert
The language of the bull is on today in Flirt Divert.
18 April 2006 – Flirt Divert
Singing to impress on Flirt Divert.
14 April 2006 – Flirt Divert
There’s cartoon voiceovers on the hotline today.
12 April 2006 – Flirt Divert
Peter Andre has been given Flirt Divert?
20 March 2006 – Flirt Divert
The girls are quite forward on today’s Flirt Divert.
14 March 2006 – Flirt Divert
Businesses have worked out how to get a quick advert in today’s Flirt Divert.
13 March 2006 – Flirt Divert
In Flirt Divert today there’s a posh caller in McDonalds.
1 March 2006 – Flirt Divert
Women drivers are the subject of Flirt Divert.
27 February 2006 – Flirt Divert: what it’s for
A reminder that you give the number to people you don’t fancy, and the weekend’s messages.
23 February 2006 – Flirt Divert
The magic finger tricks are on.
20 February 2006 – Flirt Divert
Minky Minky? Yorkshire Rappers? It can only be Flirt Divert.
17 February 2006 – Flirt Divert
Trevor is on today with his sandwich rhyme.
16 February 2006 – Flirt Divert
Never call a girl ‘fat’. As this guy has learnt.
14 February 2006 – Flirt Divert
A Flirt Divert Valentine’s Day Special.
8 February 2006 – Flirt Divert: posh man is back
Liz Bian, Phillipa Bucket, and posh man is back.
6 February 2006 – Flirt Divert: still getting it wrong
Some people still haven’t got the hang of the new number.
3 February 2006 – Flirt Divert: dance steps online
The robotic dance for the new number, and the latest messages.
31 January 2006 – Flirt Divert: texting a landline
What happens when you text the Flirt Divert number from a mobile.
30 January 2006 – Flirt Divert: funny names
Hugh Janus, Jim Nastics and other funny names on the line.
27 January 2006 – Flirt Divert: the new dance
The team try to perfect the robotic dance for the new Flirt Divert number.
26 January 2006 – Flirt Divert
An estate agent has the Flirt Divert number today.
24 January 2006 – Flirt Divert
A brand new Flirt Divert number for a brand new year.
23 January 2006 – Flirt Divert
There’s a lost horse on Flirt Divert today.
18 January 2006 – Flirt Divert
Every wants a piece of Edith.
16 January 2006 – Flirt Divert
Flirt Divert is back for 2006.
9 January 2006 – Flirt Divert: a new number on the way
Legal worries mean the Flirt Divert number has to change soon.
3 January 2006 – Flirt Divert
Flirt Divert from the Scott Mills show on 3rd January 2006.
3 January 2006 – Flirt Divert: New Year 2006
The first Flirt Divert messages of 2006.
2005
25 December 2005 – Flirt Divert
Scott checks the Flirt Divert number on Christmas Day.
19 December 2005 – Flirt Divert
One caller tries pulling in a different language.
13 December 2005 – Flirt Divert
Classic Flirt Divert featuring Douggy and his shoes and the Gazebo guy.
12 December 2005 – Flirt Divert
Classic Flirt Divert featuring Slave Gordon and John Saltage!
22 November 2005 – Flirt Divert
Messages left on Scott’s Flirt Divert number.
7 November 2005 – Flirt Divert
Roll out the freaks… It’s Flirt Divert.
31 October 2005 – Flirt Divert
Obsessive Will Young fans on Flirt Divert today.
24 October 2005 – Flirt Divert
There’s a milk man on today’s Flirt Divert.
19 September 2005 – Flirt Divert
It’s certainly no waste of the license fee – it’s Flirt Divert.
16 September 2005 – Flirt Divert
Flirt Divert featuring calls from Dougie and Sharon.
15 August 2005 – Flirt Divert
There’s a drunk James Blunt fan on the line today.
15 August 2005 – International Flirt Divert
Scott plays another edition of International Flirt Divert.
11 August 2005 – Flirt Divert
How Do Sarah? It’s Flirt Divert.
2 August 2005 – Flirt Divert
Messages left on Scott’s Flirt Divert number.
1 August 2005 – "Moyles"? On Flirt Divert
Scott plays a Flirt Divert message from someone claiming to be Chris Moyles.
19 July 2005 – Flirt Divert
International Flirt Divert – Useful when you’re pulling abroad and don’t want to rekindle that holiday romance!
19 July 2005 – Flirt Divert
Tuesday night Flirt Divert messages.
Undated
Flirt Divert: is your date really the opposite sex?
Ever wondered whether your holiday date is really the opposite sex?