Sara Cox and Clare Hamilton's Your Turn episode delivered one of their filthiest listener confessions yet. CJ emailed in with a 1990s tale of waking up to find her boyfriend crouched over her "prized head bag," having mistaken it for the toilet after a boozy night out. The pair quickly christened the saga "Shitgate," with Clare joking "no one wants skids" once CJ revealed the full, ironing-related extent of the clean-up.
Claire with an I had the pair in stitches with her story from a family holiday to Ibiza, where her 18-year-old son was ID'd three times at the door of a Calvin Harris gig because his driving licence photo bore no resemblance to his current look. Things got stranger when a woman later tapped him on the shoulder and asked if he was there with his girlfriend, pointing straight at his mum. "She looked amazing," Claire wrote, admitting she chose to take it as a compliment rather than worry about her son's horrified face.
Listener Leslie topped the drama stakes with a T in the Park 2003 story that saw her get separated from her friends, wander into a stranger's tent, and end up wrapped in a foil blanket by security after police were called to search for a "missing girl." Sara and Clare were gripped throughout, with Sara later joking about teaching her own kids emergency phone numbers "parrot fashion," adding, "don't be ringing me, babe, I won't be answering that, Carl."
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