The big reveal of this Help I Sexted My Boss episode came when the pair’s “most hated cutlery” chat swerved into tin openers, with William admitting, “I don’t know the last time I opened a can.” Jordan pushed back on the idea anyone goes without tinned staples, but William insisted cans and tins simply don’t feature in his kitchen, prompting Jordan to suggest he’d “taken being posh too far.” The wider cutlery segment, built entirely from listener submissions, threw up gems like a hatred of melon ballers, with Jordan joking the utensil is “the one all the utensils are shagging.”
Jordan also finally got his hands on the McAffogato, pouring an espresso over a McFlurry live in the studio after a listener called David tipped them off that podcaster John Robbins claims to have invented it. William refused to give Robbins any credit, telling listeners, “I started this… I made it big in the UK.” Jordan couldn’t resist a callback joke about having “hot white liquid at the back of his mouth” twice in one week, referencing an earlier dentist visit.
There was also a funny update from the Out of Office Patreon world of the show: producer Ben’s new haircut, inspired by tour dancer Danny Coban, got a reaction played on air after Jordan secretly sent Danny a photo. Danny’s verdict landed somewhere between a compliment and an insult, joking Ben “needs some wipes in that bitch.” Elsewhere, a dentist listener named Dr Carey wrote in with some technical backup for the pair’s theory that doctors really can spot telltale signs of oral sex, much to Jordan and William’s delight.
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