Alrightt treacle? Sorry my review didn’t go up last week, i was part way through when i was some what side tracked and in no state to finish, so a big big big thanks to Riz for finishing it off for me. Here we go, be nice please.
Yesterday after Chapper’s third all mighty “We’re not worthy” Mercury Music prediction; he only went and got it wrong! But the Klaxons where very deserved winners and well done to them.
Hell’s Kitchen
Scott’s been in the Hell’s Kitchen last night, and failed to chuck poor hot fat all over Brian Dowling. Scott and his mate walked in, but towering over them was a big picture of Marco Pierre White holding a certain meat based utensil. Scott and his mate ordered, Scott decided to go with the Mushrooms and the red team for Anneka Rice. He sits down and has some horrible Cocktail thing, but later i guy comes over saying that theres a problem with the mushrooms and he must reorder. This time his gone with the scallops, but the same thing happens again! He goes with Asparagus this time, but then the mushrooms turn up. Nightmare! Anyway… Scott passes on pudding but his mate goes for Strawberry’s and cream. Scott has a bite of one and says that’s them tinned ones! Trolleyed Penny Smith who was there to agreed. But apparently they where poached in Champers.
Useless Surveys
You know in waiting rooms and hair dressers you get those really old magazines? Well Scott was in the dentist today, (anyone care to guess why?) and was reading a girl mag which said if a woman thinks her partner is having an affair, 90% of the time she’d be right. Scott think women have a 6th sense of Susing things. Laura’s agreeing because James has a new lady friend that he’s fancied for agees! Laura can see right trough her though, Women are bitches.
BB Brian
Flirt Divert
“Heya Babe, got your number form your myspace page, i think you’re really fit! I’m at my mates house you see.” Scott would never put his mobile number on his myspace page so why would this person! Laura soon points out its not her actual number.
Another text said someone just got out the shower, and Scott said that’s asking for a fruity response! But apparently Scott’s text that to Chappers before, i wonder what reply he was after…
The Birth of The Essex noise came from part of Brian’s interview with Chris this Morning. Something about Davina? Coming from the West i had no idea what was said. A school teacher from Essex translated it into some sense to us all not from Essex.
Someone else has been locked in the gents. This list grows and grows…. Tonight it was the Trophy Twins producer, who’s been there for sometime. Scott’s loving Eastenders at the moment, especially with Phill falling in Janet’s birthday Cake! Dot on msn did it for me.
That’s the only copy i can find, but its hilarious!
Zane’s on Innuendo Bingo last night talking to Jamie T:If you could give it to any artist apart from yourself, who would it be.
Apparently Chappers did get his Mercury prediction actually correct.
Chappers: ‘I think it’ll be Jam…-Kalxons this year’
In Love It magazine this week, a ginger thinks they are to ginger to find love.
Scotts read something that says gingers are going to be extinct in 100 years. They’ll become and endangered species like in a zooo. Laura and James are carriers of the ginger gene, and together will stop this Disaster!
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