No review yesterday for the return of Scott, which is my fault, but, im here with one today! If anyone fancies doing a bit of reviewing btw, get in touch.
Gettin’ Jiggy With It… Na naa na na nana
Scott’s been sent a piece of top notch scientific equipment, which he claims to be “flaw-proof. And if thats not enough to make you want it, then listen up boys (and lesbians). This equipment produces a noise which makes the ladies swoon. Gets them all hot and flustered, and makes you instantly attractive.
Cant say it was a proven success, and even if it did work, im not entirely sure how you’d fit it into your romantic evening. I reckon a booming noise coming from the speakers is more likely to ruin the moment.
(Scott plays the noise at 5.15… listen again and tell us if it worked for you)
Dangerous Gigs
Newton Faulkner up next, and Scott warns us to be careful as he heard about a guy who broke his ankle one song into one of Newton Faulkner’s gigs. I would, however, hardly think it was a gig to be getting crushed at.
This leads us onto many listeners getting in contact with Scott about their weird and wonderful experiences at gigs.One of them was sick at a Travis gig after having a “funny turn”. Which means Scott just HAS to mention the time where Jo Whiley was sick at natalie Imbruglia’s party, where natalie sat with jo holding her hair back. Properly bonding.
Rob in Cheltenham was once in Florida with his mum, dad and sister, who all went to an Aaron Carter gig (younger brother of Nick Carter from Backstreet Boys). Family outing! Poor Rob turned around to see his parents getting it on amongst the crowd. The thought of that alone is enough torture, never mind it happening it public! And, to further the embarassment, they actually got chucked out for “inappropriate behaviour”. How is it even possible to be inappropriate at a pre teens gig?!
Laura’s Gone International
Laura has applied to be P Diddy’s PA, and we already know she’s featured on CNN’s news report about this. Now, theres claims that on Weekend Sunrise, Channel 7, Sunday morning in Australia, her audition tape was played in full when talking about P Diddy’s search.
Scott plays some clips of Laura’s rivals in the race to become the PA. And, after listening to them, she’s probably the only normal one in it. The first guy is a bit of a creep, very monotonous and puts no oomph into it whatsoever. The second guy claims to have a certain je ne sais pas, if you know what i mean.
The Rest of the Tomfoolery from the Show…
Scott talks about his lucky pants, and begins to feel insecure at the thought that maybe not actually everyone has them… And Mary Miller from ‘Whats the Buzz’ in America is possibly the worst interviewer on the planet, Laura included. A very cringeworthy interview there.
Want to tell us about your lucky pants? Or maybe you’d like to tell us about your experiences with the ladies after the jiggy noise? Come join us on the forum.
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