Every day Scott pops in to buy his lunch, the ignorant members of staff just barge in front of him whilst hes trying to look at the sandwiches. According to the listeners, it happens at every outlet. Perhaps its part of their training. One listener gets his own back by obstructing them as they try to get back to the counter. Must try that…
Innuendo Bingo
Todays round of innuendo bingo was quite a success. Here are just some of the obscenities escaping the radio 1 DJ’s mouths…
Edith: “Don’t make them too hard eh”
Moyles: Tomorrow, Debbie McGee is gonna come on the phone”
Ooerr. Even Scott caught himself out with his own game. After a play of The Twang’s song, Scott said…
Scott: “And that’s The Twang there with Wide Awa*k.”
Whooops. That’s an interesting edge on the twangs song there, shame they didn’t think of it first. Moving on…
Andrea’s on the phone. Her boyfriends family (and the dog) are all staying with her and her boyfriend over Easter. This afternoon, she thought she’d be thoughtful ad take the dog out for a walk. Only, when she was playing catch in the woods with him, he went off to fetch the ball in the woods and never came back! Shes hoping Scott can put out a plea over the radio to ask if anyone had seen the dog, local radio stylee y’know. Not to worry though, come 6 oclock the dog was found safe and well, right in those very woods. *
Speaking of losing things, Scott tells us about the time he lost his car. He had went back to where he had parked it, but it wasn’t there. Weird, so he checked the next street to see if he got it wrong, and still it wasn’t there. He didn’t report it stolen, oh no. He went true Scott Mills Diva style and went out and bought himself a new one. The one he lost was ‘sh*t mobile 1’ and this is ‘sh*t mobile 2’… what he replaced it with.
Unofficial Mills has shown Scott he light. After getting various local DJ’s to wish Scott a happy birthday (a present from Unofficial Mills). Scott has now been exposed to the truly shambolic quizzes that local radio do. Listen here for the clips…
*No animals were harmed in the duration of the show
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