It’s the best day of the week, and I think you know why… that’s right… it’s only bley Friday! Here’s the review for the Friday 3rd November, in the year of our radio Lord – 2006…
Michelle wasted no time in getting her tongue down Scott’s mouth… the purple tag meant she had to be back home by 9 o’clock
Chris Moyles Karaoke
Chappers wanted an explination this afternoon. He’s seen the photographs from last night and needs information on what’s going on. It was the Chris Moyles Karaoke last night and some of the Celebrity Scissorhands cast were there. Chappers wants to know if they’ve been cutting each others hair as they all looked quite bad, but thanks to the photographs he has come to relisation about who fancies Scott. Judging by the pictures it was Michelle from The Apprentice.
Scott: “Nothing actually happened, just a bit of humble flirting”
(Laura coughs)
At the karaoke they sung ‘I’ve Had The Time Of My Life’.
Chappers: “I’m quite surprised you didn’t sing candy shop!
But the shocker was he then went to salsa club a few hours later with another girl, after turning down a trip to GAY with some people from Radio 1.
Chappers: “Did you go home with any of them?”
(Scott plays Ordinary Boys’ Boys Will Be Boys)
Rowetta’s crazy torch that had been planted on her head still made her look normal next to Darren Day and Steve Strange…
Texts coming through to Radio 1 in this hour included ‘gay’, ‘michelle’, ‘scott’ and ‘confused’. Chappers thinks they should keep up this relationship so that they can become the Richard & Judy of the hair world. People were demanding to know more gossip about last night.
Scott: “In my time at Radio 1 I’ve never been told to play less records…”
But the question on all of our minds, as asked by the one that doesn’t speak was is he cutting for her team, or is he cutting for the other team?
Darren pours his heart out to the karaoke night audience after seeing another girl go for a gay guy…
Scott also gave his version of El Chombo. It didn’t go down too well as obviously no one had heard of it, and Laura said she was cringing behind a pillow as he sung. To any one who hadn’t heard the show it just appeared to be some drunk guy slurring his words.
Spam… Would you like fries with that?
Today Laura’s been working hard… signing up to a website where you can get lots of free stuff. You click on links and hey presto, free stuff! She’s got some wrinkle cream, a t-shirt, a mouse mat and found a brilliant site where you can join to get free chocolate. No doubt this in return for lots and lots of spam. This got her talking about when she was younger. At high school she was quite poor, and thought she’d write to a celebrity and ask if they could spare some money. She wrote to film stars and pop stars but got no replies.
Flirt Divert
Flirt Divert
A guy who realised it was Flirt Divert as the girl said she was on orange, and it was a Vodafone voicemail service.
A bloke who wanted to do whatever he did last night again. He called it a “travesty” if they didn’t do it again.
Another guy who sounded like Barry off of Eastenders.
And a man calling Martin, who sounded a bit like Little Britain’s Linda.
Don’t be fooled… it’s not Borat!
Yagshemash! Daniel was back on at the Majestic Cinema in Kings Lynn after a period of absence from the answer machine. Today he was pretending to be Borat. Possibly two years on, and yet he’s still bringing us entertainment. And he annoys Chappers. What a good reason to keep him on.
The Wonder Years
Incase you aren’t familliar with some of the tracks on the Wonder Years tonight, here’s a tracklisting.
1993 – Culture Beat – Mr Vain
1994 – Blur – Parklife
1995 – Alanis Morissette – You Oughta Know
1996 – Goldbug – Whole Lotta Love
1997 – DJ Quicksilver – Bellissimia
1998 – Stereophonics – The Bartender And The Thief
1999 – Chemical Brothers – Let Forever Be
2000 – Dr Dre & Snoop Dogg – Still D.R.E
2001 – Raven Maize – The Real Life
2002 – No Doubt – Hella Good
2003 – Panjabi MC – Mundian To Bach Ke
2004 – Lou Reed – Satellite Of Love ’04
There’s more from Scott Mills on Monday at 4pm. Au Revoir!
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