Good mornin’ – it’s only bley Tuesday – and another day of The Chris Moyles Show with our very own Scott Mills.
This morning, the team working hard as ever, were flicking through The Sun newspaper, and you can tell it was hot, as there was some semi-naked girls in the pictures. George the newsreader found it interesting that the two ugliest girls were on the left whilst the three hot ones were on the right – is it because you keep your attention to the right hand side and ignore the left? I’m sure she’s not being a jealous girl there.
For some visitors it may be difficult for you to focus on the right thing in the picture… the clue is the egg
Yesterday afternoon Scott and the rest of the team went to the pub for a couple of drinks, they were restrained to just spritzes. The one that doesn’t speak even went to bed at 6pm! It was so hot yesterday as they sat around a table; it was causing some unattractive sweat patches under Laura’s breasts. The black metal table was so hot that they wanted to know if they could fry an egg on it. Laura cracked an egg, but nothing happened. But it did catch the eye of an old lady who stuck around watching them do it. Of course it wasn’t going to happen without oil. You can cook an egg on the bottom of a laptop, so you should be able to do it on a metal table. The team are thinking about sending out Laura tomorrow to create a ‘Breakfast for Britain’ car-be-que campaign, cooking eggs on car bonnets and giving away egg rolls possibly on a slow moving motorway like the M25. She’ll have bread and ketchup and everything. There are flaws to the idea though, such as eggs corroding the car paint work. Egg-celent.
Oswestry’s Finest
Radio 1’s Weapon of Mass Confusion, Lloyd, was on trying to book a big room in a posh hotel. The hotel staff wanted an adult to speak to but Lloyd was more interested in room service, and if they’d be able to bring up a burger, and wanted to know if Girls Aloud could come up. She wasn’t quite sure who they were, or what a Little Chef was, and he explained about the eggy farts the baked beans gave him. I think he spent too much time around Laura to be honest…
Scott watched Richard and Judy yesterday afternoon, where Jennifer Aniston was on. All three looking very orange. It looked like Richard has ‘poached’ Laura’s interviews techniques for his show. After hearing the clips, Scott made another rather desperate plea to be on the show by answering the questions Richard posed for Jennifer.
She will be loved
Ah yes. Wrong band. Today Orson were back on with their awesome telegrams. Today they were singing to Marsha about the cat that her friend Phillipa actually ran over five years ago, but never admitted it. They used quite a graphic description of the cat’s head popping off and the body going splat, but thankfully we found out it was still alive, and it was just the cat’s leg that was a little hurt. The RSPCA can breathe a sigh of relief. After five years she finally found out the truth thanks to Orson.
Fancy giving England the two fingers for a few days? Now you can with Scott Mills in Magaluff!
After the egg discussion you know how the Scott Mills team spend their afternoons – you can spend a whole weekend with them in Majorca thanks to Radio 1’s Six Weeks of Summer – more details on Radio 1 online.
This is Big Brother
Last night’s Big Brother and the entertainment for the evening was Jayne and a few of the others shouting out names trying to guess Spiral’s real name. On the radio though it appears more like they’re shouting random names and laughing at them. Scott and Chappers had a go at this game, shouting various names like ‘Paddy’ and laughing. They’re also finding Jayne’s awful laugh funny too. They’re thinking about sending it to Wayne Rooney to help him get to sleep at night. This laugh is one reason to give up smoking; it would really get you going at night. This was perhaps one of my favourite links of the show.
Scott may have only had a few spritzes last night, but it was random Tuesday. To quote “Jo Whiley has relationship expert with Traci Cox… she loves it” and “Jo Whiley looks like she’s dressed for a period drama today ‘Jo Whiley stars in Jayne Middlemiss'”. I’m not sure what he’s on either, but whatever it is, it can’t be bad.
He knows how to rock the mic, to rock the mic, right!
The imaginatively titled Chappers Delight
And on Thursday the team will be doing some Hip Hop Karaoke. This time Laura and Chappers might turn up, hopefully Laura the Socialite hasn’t got a wedding to go to, and Chappers might make the effort. He managed to go to BCM in Magaluff from Germany, but wouldn’t travel back to the UK for Hip Hop Karaoke. Scott’s trying to rope Jo Whiley in to it too, although she thinks she might not be able to make it, as she needs to care for her son who has a broken arm. She’s all for looking after him now, but where was she when he broke his arm, eh? Some more callers on today wanting a ticket to Hip Hop Karaoke rapping in the style of Kanye West, Lady Sovereign and Shaggy. One of the callers has nicked Lady Chav, so Jo Whiley will have to find another song to do. Highlights of Hip Hop Karaoke will air on Friday. It can’t be as embarrassing as appearing on a horse in a Robin Hood outfit or effing and jeffing to tsumnami victims, surely?
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The Geek Speaks
Today’s show in my opinion was one of my favourite of the fortnight so far. Amusement throughout and the forum was able to chat along about the banter with ease. Scott’s back tomorrow morning. Join us then, when Ross should have a review for us. I’m always looking for comments on the website, appreciation, and anything else – we don’t get much these days! Let us know on the forum, or e-mail.
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