Good morning Chris Moyles fans, it’s Tuesday, and it’s starting to get to Scott. Here’s the low down of today’s show.
Scott felt his eyes were caving in, so demanded Laura fetched some different eye cream.
He thinks he’s had too much sleep, so can’t get his balance right.
Jingle #1
“It’s 7 in the morning, Scott and the team will be here for a while,
Scott loves this time of day, to play his hit selection,
But Chappers still looks half asleep with his big… sausage sandwich,
The Chris Moyles Show with Scott Mills ‘cos Chris is on Holiday… International Radio 1″
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Today Scott gave listeners the opportunity to hear and see the exclusive Justin Timberlake set tomorrow night. The competition will run all today, with the highest scorer going to Madia Vale. Many wanted Laura to do the interview with Justin, but clearly his people had heard previous interviews, and said absolutely not. In a GMTV style question, listeners had to correctly identify Justin Timberlake’s partner.
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Scott “Trot” Mills to dress up as Robin Hood!
Coxy’s still doing well in Only Fools on Horses. The Sport Relief people have arranged for Scott to ride some horses at their course where “the fences are too high”. Scott wants to bring Chappers along like Brokeback Mountain. Horses apparently scare Scott, as he used to live next to a field, and they used to come right up to his fence with their big faces. He said he’d do it on a panto horse for £5,000 but Chappers was worried it’d be him as the horse. Scott finally gave in, and he’ll do it for £20,000 being donated to Sport Relief. He’s still refusing to jump whilst on the horse, so Chappers is suggesting he gets off the horse and then jumps them himself.
Chappers: “I’m just trying to make you look as silly as possible!”
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For £40,000 Scott said he’d dress as Robin Hood. Scott would like to make it clear that Scott didn’t really study Horse Studies, despite his CV online four years ago claiming he did. He just made it up. Make sure you text in for Scott, and think of the children! Meanwhile Aled’s raised £58,801 for Sport Relief with his swim – text ‘Aled’ to 82125.
Location, Location, Location!
Yesterday we had to say goodbye to Lloyd, and for a lot of people he was the only reason they listen. So they decided to bring Lloyd back for the Breakfast Show – unleashing him on the general public. How much can Lloyd confuse an estate agent? Lloyd wanted to buy a house, preferably near Girls Aloud or near Laura from Laura’s Diary. Perhaps luckily for him he didn’t know who Laura was. The call ends with him deciding he’ll take his business elsewhere.
This week Laura’s gonna rock the mic Paris Hilton stylee
Breaking News!
The Scott Mills Show’s Laura to sing!
After all the closet Paris Hilton fans came out yesterday, Laura’s kicking up a fuss, claiming her voice must have been doctored very well. This is the point where the show was bombarded with messages suggesting Laura should get in to the studio and do a bit of singing.
Laura: “Noooooooo! It’s all gone wrong hasn’t it!”
If you’d heard Ian Van Dahl at One Big Weekend from a few years ago, you can tell the recording studio works wonders. 2 o’clock today she’ll be performing in a recording studio somewhere in London.
Jingle #2
I’m the jingle singer for the Chris Moyles show,
I never go on holiday, it really sucks you know,
Chris is off on holiday this week, which he really does a lot,
And once again you poor listeners are stuck with me and Scott,
The Chris Moyles Show with Scott Mills ‘cos Chris is on Holiday… International Radio 1″
Don’t mess with Jo, the glamour is off, and the knives are out…
Certainly Not Smiley Jo Whiley…
Every time Scott does Breakfast he ruins Jo’s life. Scott yesterday mentioned Jo would be doing the egg and spoon race tomorrow at Sports Day. It turned out that the paparazzi were following her all the way around the place, and even at the cinema last night they even asked her how the race went. £52 was raised for Jo Whiley’s race, despite it not going ahead because of bad weather. Scott and Chappers spent the rest of the show sucking up to her.
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Finally…
The whole Breakfast team were gutted about Pauline Fowler leaving Eastenders whilst Scott’s thinking it’ll be a launderette style accident. Newsbeat featured a special clip of Dr Anthony Truman giving his verdict on Pauline, but there was no sign of Dr Legg.
And now the final word from Jono
In my opinion today’s show was far better than yesterday’s show, and much more interesting banter. What it lacks is possibly a short half-time ramble at 9 o’clock, rather than a three-in-a-row selection of music. Other then that, he’s back on form.
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